nonjay
a ‘nonjay’ is the most perfect guy to exist (primarily in your imagination) that is better than any crush.
nonjay by alfredeh421191 November 19, 2024
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Ninjaywalk
Person 1: Dude! I turned away for one second, and then you were on the other side of the street despite all this traffic.
Person 2: Yeah, I ninjaywalked.
Person 2: Yeah, I ninjaywalked.
Ninjaywalk by ComoMococo February 28, 2011
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nonjay • nonja • Nonay • nongay • Nanjay Suha • neonjaydenz • ninjayas • NinjaYelloe • ninjaygoogoo • ninjayjay
ninjayas
It was a normal day of playing DFA in the hit-game Bloons TD Battles 2. I clicked the play button, but to my horror, the enemy I queued up with.. was ninjayas. I quickly selected Cyber Quincy, Glue, Farm and Village and prayed to whatever higher being there was that I could even stand a chance in this match.
At first, everything seemed normal, apart from the fact that there were hundreds of selling particles on my opponent's side. That was when I realized that while I was trying to comprehend what was going on, ninjayas had been selling and rebuying IMF loans so quickly that the ability cooldown and debt couldn't load in fast enough. I had just barely managed to place a 002 farm down on round 2, during which ninjayas was building his 10th True Sun God.
It was then that round 3 hit. I was already mortified from the thought that I would drop to bottom 25% from this match, but it only got worse. Ninjayas, using only Legends of the Night, spelled out my entire IP address in a split second, and then my internet went out. My power went out shortly afterwards, at which point I heard my door breaking open.
I quickly ran to the basement, where I am currently residing. The sounds of selling and rebuying are still ringing through my head, and I could SWEAR that I heard precisely 129 blade maelstroms from the floor above me. I don't know what to do, please help.
At first, everything seemed normal, apart from the fact that there were hundreds of selling particles on my opponent's side. That was when I realized that while I was trying to comprehend what was going on, ninjayas had been selling and rebuying IMF loans so quickly that the ability cooldown and debt couldn't load in fast enough. I had just barely managed to place a 002 farm down on round 2, during which ninjayas was building his 10th True Sun God.
It was then that round 3 hit. I was already mortified from the thought that I would drop to bottom 25% from this match, but it only got worse. Ninjayas, using only Legends of the Night, spelled out my entire IP address in a split second, and then my internet went out. My power went out shortly afterwards, at which point I heard my door breaking open.
I quickly ran to the basement, where I am currently residing. The sounds of selling and rebuying are still ringing through my head, and I could SWEAR that I heard precisely 129 blade maelstroms from the floor above me. I don't know what to do, please help.
ninjayas by JazzyJonah April 26, 2022
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Nonay
A Nosey neighbor. The ones that gossip about what you say and do when its none of their business in the first place
Nonay by Sassie1980 October 3, 2008
ninjayjay
ninjayjay by Shane McGehee August 2, 2008
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