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A word used to describe someone who is particularly stupid, so stupid until the point where people think that the person is mentally disturbed, or seriously ill.

God don't you think seth is just a huge nompt?

nompt by ThatGuySnuffs April 14, 2018

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Numpty Crew

A fictional worldwide organisation that all numpties belong to. Membership is honorary and non-numpties are not permitted to join.

John: Why can't these fools ever get my food order right?
Greg: Numpty Crew mate.

Numpty Crew by Cheesed1ck October 31, 2019

Related Words

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nompty

legal drug its like a good 65/35 sativa good cerebral high very productive all natural like stevia and its legal

hey james, did you hear about this drug nompty?
yea i did nathan, im off one right now did i mention there legal

nompty by the nomptinator May 20, 2019

numptcake

1. Mild slang implying ineptitude, particularly with regard to poor driving, originating on the road to Salisbury.

2. Also used to describe unattractive women who appear hot at distance.

1.Alright numptcakes, it takes two to Tandy. Bitches.

2. Jones: Christ on a stick, look at that fine piece of ass!
Gorman: Sit tight friend, that's no fine piece of ass. Take a closer look.
Jones: Dear god, you're right. It's a numptcake. Run!

numptcake by Filth Wizard January 3, 2009

Nomathamsanqa

A beautiful woman who looks after everyone. She is a hard worker and has an amazing heart and is usually taken for granted. She enjoys making people smile and naturally lights up a room.

"Man that girl is so cool what's her name?"
"I don't know her name but she's definitely a Nomathamsanqa. :

Nomathamsanqa by Theoneandonlym myguy July 6, 2021

nomitha

A person who is very smart and a skilled musician as well. She makes new friends easily and can work with just about anyone. Even when she is tired, she will always do her best at what ever comes her way. No matter what, she will always be on your side. She is an overall great friend to have and is unique in every way.

Dude, Nomitha is so radical!

nomitha by FurbyMusician August 16, 2016

nomathemba

Nomathemba is a name meaning Hope in English. Most of the time a girl named by it tends to follow it.Hope is all she has

Nomathemba is so pretty

nomathemba by Amour18 October 22, 2020

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026