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Nomptions

Hey, where do you want to eat?

I don't know, what are our nomptions?
by AlexPaulBrian June 11, 2010
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notions

Being up yourself or thinking you're above/better than everyone else. A descriptor of someone you may know who has now gotten ideas or behaviours that would have previously been believed to be above their station.
"Did you see Sorcha's picture on Facebook? CAVIAR?! Absolute notions. And she from Ballybackarseofnowhere? Was far from Caviar she was raised."
by mmuty April 24, 2018
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noption

Something that isn't an option. An abbreviation of 'not an option'.
'Noption'
'Man that's a Noption'
'You're layin' down Noptions'
by David Culver January 1, 2008
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nolationship

when two people (regardless of sexuality) act so much like they are in a relationship with each other that they really kind of are, but they reassure everyone that they are not a dating couple.
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are in a nolationship, because they act exactly like they're a couple but they tell everyone they are not dating each other.
by BitchItsCalculus January 7, 2011
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Nomotion

Nomotion: When you get more responsibility and/or duties at work, but no pay raise and no change in your title.
Sally's work load has increased but her pay has not. She is still called the receptionist while she does Accounts Payable and numerous other duties. She has not received a promotion, she has received a nomotion.
by UberSpork October 3, 2009
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scrotal notations

The act of taking notes on the stretched skin of your scrotum
Rick: Hey man got a sheet of paper?
Alex: Nah man, I take Scrotal Notations now, way easier
Rick: Oh...dude wtf?
by The Scroter November 28, 2013
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Nompton

Comin' straight outta Nompton, it's a brotha that'll smotha yo motha... and make yo sista think I love her
by Rawiswar November 3, 2009
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