Noland

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The sexiest man alive, who knows how to do everything right.

“Noland’s where it’s at”

Noland by N & R - Too cool for school March 13, 2019

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Noland

Joint in between thigh and leg. Knee

I hear he is going to have to get surgery after Porter kicked his noland.

Noland by Jonathan Noland April 13, 2006

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Mack Noland

Mack Noland is the definition of fuckboyy he dates 5 girls a week every week

Look at that mack Noland

Mack Noland by unicirnbomber1234 August 21, 2016

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Bryce Noland

Tiny dick tiny life

Yo u we thot that poopoo eater named Bryce noland

Bryce Noland by Lol fucker May 8, 2019

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Savannah Noland

When a bitch acts a total skank like the OG Savannah Noland.

Gah dude, that chick is pulling a Savannah Noland right now by grinding up on that guy in the club.

Savannah Noland by Carlhartcowboy April 17, 2018

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Bisimp Noland

When you insist on having dinner with your girlfriend 2 nights in a row even though you constantly ask when your friends wanna hang out because all you do is play Fortnite

Andrew Junior wants to hang out with his girlfriend all weekend even though he blows up your phone to hang out. He’s the biggest Bisimp Noland.

Bisimp Noland by Cameron pate February 28, 2024

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Bring Noland

A colloqual term referring to dropping a handful of 8-balls in a bathroom at, or on the way to, your grandparent's house.

"Feel free to bring Noland!", or "Noland is welcome if you would like to bring him!"

Bring Noland by brokencoma August 19, 2025

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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