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My name is Nojood
by Nojood December 3, 2020
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Nowoodian

A peterless servant or slave that posed no threat to the master's wife. How could they? They had no winkies. Urination was at best a dribble. The downside to a worker having no gigglestick was they tend to build towers extremely too high. On a positive note, they never left the toilet seat up.
The master always let Chipper serve his wife breakfast in bed, due to the fact that Chipper was a Nowoodian. Poor guy.
by SirJigglesAlot March 8, 2011
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Njood

An awesome girl who is both beautiful and smart. She loves being called pretty but will never believe it. Shes not always right, but hates admitting that shes wrong. Shes almost always smiling, but its not always real. She can be read like an open book, but hides so much. She works hard at things, but dosent always get what she deserves. She can be moody and sensitive, but if shes having a good day, then she can be the most enjoyable person you've ever met! She loves to play soccer so much that she carries a soccer ball everyday. She is a trustable person and if you tell her a secret she will keep it to herself. She is a friendly girl that if you annoy her one day, she will forgive you staright away. She's just an amazing person to talk to! Hug one and tell her so today!
Njood is awesome
by Princess Njoodi June 26, 2015
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#nogoodway

Some bullshit campaign from Canada going around the internet that somehow managed to brainwash thousands into the phony belief that using "retarded" is automatically bullying the mentally disabled no matter how it's used, even when the thing "retarded" was referring to didn't even have to do with them to begin with. Yet they still choose to ignore that logic and bring upon their twisted idea that it's still comparing the unpleasant thing "retarded" is referring to to the mentally disabled which makes absolutely no fucking sense. They even made a little PSA where some guy in an office uses "retarded" in the proper colloquial context on the phone, you know, WITHOUT talking about the mentally disabled (let alone bullying them), and all of a sudden everyone else there demonizes him as a goblin which hardly makes any difference. Presumably run by SJWs and white knights thinking they're doing the entire mentally disabled group a favor by unconditionally defending them 24/7 as if they even asked for it to begin with (and despite there actually being neurodivergents who don't care about that word at all unless it's actually being used as a slur, believe it or not)
The campaign is run by Special Olympics groups and while we don't have anything against them and genuinely respect all the athletes and their will to overcome their disabilities, the problem with their campaign is that they take the idea of using that word to bully those mentally disabled people TO AN UNNECESSARY EXTREME. And that's what most of the criticism tries to address, that it's not a slur per se unless it's actually being used as one to bully and demean the mentally disabled. Yet they don't listen to that either and continue to insist on their belief that their campaign is absolutely perfect and the #1 thing this world needs than anything else.

PS: Written by someone with autism.

"bruh that's so retarded"
"Uh, excuse me, that's an ableist slur, and you're bullying the mentally disabled with that behavior #nogoodway"
"but I wasn't even talking about them"
"Yes you were, you're comparing the thing you were referring to to the mentally disabled and implying that they're as inferior as they are"
"...Are you for real"
by Someone32143214 February 13, 2022
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nujood

Nujood, a unique name , has a loving personality and is very strong spirited , she tries to spread positivity as much as she can and she deeply cares for her loved ones , you can either be her friend or her enemy , she is mostly a night owl, you can trust her with your deepest sins and secrets, she always tries to be away from drama but it always seem to be there , she is creative and loves music.
Person 1 : who's nujood ?
Person 2: she's the girl who you can talk to anytime wether it's 3pm or 3am
by Bitcheye May 17, 2018
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Nojoda

A popular yet vulgar Colombian expression used to emphasize emotion, both positive & negative.
Positive use: nojoda, estoy feliz!

Negative use: nojoda vale, tu si que no vales verga!
by El Currambero January 20, 2009
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noooods

sending naked pictures with at least half your body showing
send noooods asap
by Alyu July 18, 2021
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