noip 

A situation where your top lip is so big, it looks like it's connected to your nose. Can occur with any race but usually African American or some sort of Asian descendant.

pronounced noy-ip
its a sort of combo of nose and lip,
just pronounced more conveniently.

Sally: holy crap look at that girls top lip! she looks deformed!
George: yeah i know, she has a noip.

noip by idontnoip May 5, 2009

Noip 

A person who is so mind numbingly retarded and doesn't know anything about nothing. And works for 12$ and hour and lives in there parents basement.

Andy. You are such a noip
Justin. Yea oh

Noip by Duduzera February 28, 2020

Noipe

When one drinks certain drinks, such as coke, sometimes the drink will is brought to the back of the mouth and then pushed through ones nasal cavity when one laughs.
The term Noipe is when one laughs after the act of a blowjob and the semen is pushed through the nasal cavity.

Noipe- The actual semen that exits the nose.
Noiping- When one carries out a Noipe.
Noiped- The Past tense.
Noiper- Someone who carries out the act.

Oh no, Look at her, she has Noipe dripping from her nose.
She obviously found something funny last night.

Noipe by Ohjaypea December 3, 2010

noipita

very studious yet annoying sometimes, not into love but very much into hot men , can also be frnds with a atifah or nuha

she looks very nerdy thats a definite noipita

noipita by ur_neighbourhood_chad March 29, 2022

noipe

an annoying and ungrateful houseguest that has overstayed his or her welcome

John had become a real noipe after sleeping for 6 weeks on Edward's couch, eating freely from the peanut butter jar and not flushing the toilet after urinating in it.

noipe by Peta Hudba April 26, 2008

Noipe

An amazing person who loves minecraft, good at sports and is an overall rather realist but good guy. He's an amazing person who you would always wanna be friends with. He also loves online dating with twinning profil pictures and cats.

Girl : omg he's such a noipe, I need to get him rn.

Noipe by nevien January 31, 2023