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When one drinks certain drinks, such as coke, sometimes the drink will is brought to the back of the mouth and then pushed through ones nasal cavity when one laughs.
The term Noipe is when one laughs after the act of a blowjob and the semen is pushed through the nasal cavity.

Noipe- The actual semen that exits the nose.
Noiping- When one carries out a Noipe.
Noiped- The Past tense.
Noiper- Someone who carries out the act.
Oh no, Look at her, she has Noipe dripping from her nose.
She obviously found something funny last night.
Noipe by Ohjaypea December 3, 2010
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an annoying and ungrateful houseguest that has overstayed his or her welcome
John had become a real noipe after sleeping for 6 weeks on Edward's couch, eating freely from the peanut butter jar and not flushing the toilet after urinating in it.
noipe by Peta Hudba April 26, 2008
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noipe • noice • Noise • noided • noise bot • nipe • noisecore • Noiners • Noise Music • niper
An amazing person who loves minecraft, good at sports and is an overall rather realist but good guy. He's an amazing person who you would always wanna be friends with. He also loves online dating with twinning profil pictures and cats.
Girl : omg he's such a noipe, I need to get him rn.
Noipe by nevien January 31, 2023

The Great White NOPE! 

The Great White NOPE! — Mike Pence and Ron DeSantis along with any member of MAGA and The Freedom Caucus.
Yep…that about covers it.
Mike Pence and Ron DeSantis along with any member of MAGA and The Freedom Caucus equals The Great White NOPE!. Who do I have to fuck to make these people disappear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????

The Great White NOPE! 

The Great White NOPE! — a term that applies primarily to people like former “Nice-President” Mike Pence and “white wading boot wearing” Ron DeSantis. Secondarily the term also applies to tapioca, tofu, and hospital produced rice pudding. What all of these have in common is that the leave a bad taste in your mouth and often cause gas!

Even the NRA booed Mike Pence; and, Republican surrogates are declaring Ron DeSantis unelectable outside of Florida because of the six week abortion law he just enacted.

DeSantis, when asked the location of the clitoris replied that it was located in the back of a woman’s throat proved himself to be a man of his generation who may have gotten his sex education from adult movies that were filmed in Florida.

FLORIDA PRIDE!!!!!!!!!

If “unelectable” or “un-electability” were a person, these two men would complete for the privilege of personifying these words.
Mike Pence and Ron DeSantis are in competition for the title: The Great White NOPE!

The Audacity of Nope 

The Audacity of Nope — a proposed book title that would describe Ron DeSantis’ run for the presidency in the shadow of Donald Trump and his own lack of charisma. The title is a play on the name of one of the books written by America’s first biracial two tern President , Barack Hussein Obama.

When it comes to the Republican Party in the 2024 Election, America has to have The Audacity of Nope!!!!
If Barak Obama’s book was called The Audacity of Hope; then, the Ron DeSantis book should be called The Audacity of Nope!

Nope don’t remember didn’t happen 

When the person you had a bonding moment with isn’t ready to accept they have feelings for you so they deny you cradling them in your arms.
“We had a bonding moment! I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS!” “nope don’t remember didn’t happen”
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