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Noin verb : (n-OY-n) To stay in ones pajamas till noon typically in a slothful, lazy, negligent, indulgent manner. Also relaxing. A combination of the words "noon" and "in" both referring to being "in" ones PJ's till noon and being in ones home, hotel room, van, till noon. Noin is often used as a replacement for doing nothing or little to nothing to do thus resulting in slovenly/relaxed behavior. Being a bum or taking it easy. Present tense"Noining"
Person A: "What are your plans tomorrow?"
Person B: "Probably watching cartoons and noining"

This week has been a brick to my face. I am just going to sit back, noin, and play video games.

Ever since he lost his job all he does is noin.

I bet she could get a decent boyfriend if she would get off the couch and stop noining.

I am so stressed all I want to do this weekend is noin.
Noin by theoriginalmichaela May 22, 2010
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means “nothing”, me and my homie use it a lot here in australia
what’s up?

noin, just chill
noin by caramel macchiato August 4, 2020
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A Noin Is A Way to explain something related to u or someone else. But not a random person, A Noin Is Explaining Either About you or someone BLOOD RELATED.
“We have a new student! Leah Please tell me and the class a Noin about u”
“Okay, Im Leah..Born in 2009”
Noin by NOCKNACK August 22, 2021
The opposite definition of "no", meaning yes.
Noin't by CapitalistPropaganda June 11, 2021
someone or something that is irritating or annoying you.. short for someone being "so-annoying"
god will you stop making pussy farting sounds with your mouth.. you are really being so-noin tonight.
so-noin by barmeezeee January 5, 2011
Gary (Bababooey) Dell'Abate's mispronunciation of the number nine. It was made famous in his love tape to his ex-girlfriend from the 80's. It is also Sour Shoes favorite word......right now.
My professional life is at a noine but my personal life is at a two.
noine by NointeenNoinetyNoine September 3, 2016
An annoying or idiotic way to say "nine," as pronounced by Gary on the Howard Stern Show and popularized by impersonator savant Sour Shoes. Pronounced like "groin."
I have noine pieces of vinyl from noineteen noinety-noine.
Noine by chains_addiction May 20, 2016
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