A guy named David that eats out 24/7 but never gets invited to anything. Also, has a passion for Star Wars roll playing, the dark side. Prone to fake knee injuries for sympathies and invitations.
"Hey have you seen David?"
"You mean #noinvite?"
"Ya, but last time I saw him he was dressed like Darth Mail, taking a selfie with his burger."
"You mean #noinvite?"
"Ya, but last time I saw him he was dressed like Darth Mail, taking a selfie with his burger."
by Nicenikki01 October 12, 2017
Get the #noinvite mug.To blatantly and obviously avoid inviting someone to something, especially if everyone knows that the event is occuring. Not to be confused with unvite.
Ryan: Is Kyle going to Spencer's thing?
Kaylyn: No, he was nonvited.
Ryan: Ouch..
Kaylyn: Haha, I'm so mean.
Kaylyn: No, he was nonvited.
Ryan: Ouch..
Kaylyn: Haha, I'm so mean.
by whoknows April 12, 2005
Get the nonvite mug.noun or verb: To invite someone in the strict, technical, and polite sense, but to describe it as so lame that he or she wouldn't actually want to come.
"are you doing anything good this weekend?"
"nah, my dog is sick, so I have to stay home and give her pills every few hours. my house is a mess and I may have the flu. but you can totally come over and hang out if you want. we'll order pizza."
definately a nonvite
"nah, my dog is sick, so I have to stay home and give her pills every few hours. my house is a mess and I may have the flu. but you can totally come over and hang out if you want. we'll order pizza."
definately a nonvite
by Dustin TC January 29, 2008
Get the nonvite mug.an invitation that you are not supposed to except, because you were hesitantly, i mean "not really" invited. the nonviter makes the event sound lame and uses phrases like "come if you want" or "your welcome to join us"
Sophie: R u going to the chili contest tonight???
Paliswamy: no.
Sophie: boo hoo, let's go out!! i'm so excited to see you!
Paliswamy: ya see, i'm meeting cool tony and his cool friends at a bar near my place soon. you can come if you want
Sophie: was that a nonvite?
Paliswamy: look, your welcome to come. i hate the bar near my place. it's gay. your totally welcome to come though, really
Sophie: nonvited again
Paliswamy: no.
Sophie: boo hoo, let's go out!! i'm so excited to see you!
Paliswamy: ya see, i'm meeting cool tony and his cool friends at a bar near my place soon. you can come if you want
Sophie: was that a nonvite?
Paliswamy: look, your welcome to come. i hate the bar near my place. it's gay. your totally welcome to come though, really
Sophie: nonvited again
by pavbhaji February 6, 2010
Get the nonvite mug.When a friend checks in on Facebook or Swarm and Foursquare and you respond no invite as they didn't invite you to their destination
by coaxel May 14, 2015
Get the No invite mug.When everyone gets invited to an event except you and all you hear about is people talking about the event in front of you.
by 252015 November 6, 2015
Get the nonvite mug.Not given an invite to a group function. Usually because of character flaw by the inviter rather than non invitee.
Justin was given the classic no invite! by perceived friends. He recognized the problem was them and not him. He didn’t want invite anyway.
by Gandalf30 September 11, 2022
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