Neckless

The description of a man you see with an odd shaped stature with no neck at all appearing to have just a head and body for example ...Barbie dolls boyfriend Ken Doll is neckless.He has no neck he is all head body and all muscle.where the head sits stiffly on its shoulders without neck length or gap
Not necessarily touched with the ugly stick
Went to karaoke saturday night and saw a neckless bloke at the pub...he was neckless all body and no neck!
by munyuck January 23, 2009
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possesions

Every entire object,item or thing you own and you become a slave for ,for the rest of your life.The more you have and greedier you become,the bigger slave you become for your possesions.Yet the less you own the less slavery you will endure.
Garbologists have lots of them
I am having a yard/garage sale as i have become a slave of my own shit and want less possesions.I don't have to pay for,store ,move or clean for them no longer.Now a new owner can pay me to slave for these possesions or i am throwing them in the garbage bin :)
by munyuck February 02, 2009
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4ft nothing

The exact precise measurement of every lil man you see.If you meet a shortass bloke you instantly know he measures four feet tall and no more.people this height usually suffer from little mans syndrome
witness sees little man snatch old ladies handbag gives officer his description of offender,"he wasnt NOT a midget or dwarf but i definately know he was 4ft nothing."
by munyuck February 02, 2009
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Tampon Stalker

The only sicko man standing in the womans section at the supermarket,pretending to be looking at something else, but you catch his trained eyes sideways perving on your approach to the tampon/pad shelving.Once eye contact has been made,he usually takes a few steps away from the vicinity ,discreetly trying to blend in with his shopping journey.These tampon stalkers can also be found in the ladies underwear section with their wives, but easily spotted ,by glancing at your handpicked choices when she is not looking.
I had to duck and weave in the sanitary isle today,another Tampon Stalker was there.Just when i had a moments choice to make my selection there was another pair of eyes at the other end of the isle guarding the shelves.
by Munyuck February 02, 2009
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Wads

alot of notes of cash money or loot ...a fat wallet or purse.
When he opened his wallet i thought gee he is rolling in it...he had wads of cash.
by munyuck January 23, 2009
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Chicken Drumsticks

A pair of womens legs with fat thighs and skinny ankles
cellulite and skankles all in one
I've seen celluliteand chunky dimples and thunderthighs but that is the biggest pair of chicken drumsticks i have ever seen
by munyuck February 02, 2009
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poo poo

To ruin someones joy or good fortune.
as in someone trying to slander or ruin a good situation or event for you.
It can be used as expression anytime somebody reacts in a negative way to your good luck or situation.
She was jealous i had a new hot boyfriend...she lied and told him that i was sleeping around behind his back,she was just trying to poo poo it for me.
by munyuck January 23, 2009
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