nobify

to magically grow a penis

(either a man or a woman can do this)
(the man can only do this if he hasn't got one)

advert voice: DO YOU NEED A NOB? . . . THEN COME DOWN TODAY TO FRANK'S NOB GROWING EMPORIUM WE'VE GOT POTIONS THAT'LL NOBIFY YOU RIGHT UP!!

by oLi135790264 May 27, 2009

Loot Notify

Loot notify is a group ran by jake who fakes his success and drives a corsa but somehow is a millionaire. Do not join as you will be harassed by a fat kid from rochdale called alfie who doxxed an ex staff member called matt. Best CG for sneakers cam

Yo did you see what that fat prick alfie sent in loot notify

by sh0ck January 2, 2023

noobify

The act of loseing skill in a specific game.

"dude i havnt played counter-strike in 2 weeks and im begining to noobify.

by Radical Ed August 5, 2006

Loot Notify

Loot Notify is a UK Cook Group with some of the most retarded members such as change and all the other free trial members.Its a good cook group for new members but prepare to get bullied for not knowing something by the fatass mods and staff.

Yo did you see loot notify theres a new tesco method

by DiscordUserX January 4, 2023

notify your mom

When dealing with "challenged" maternal units, the complex act of initiating contact.

I shot a turkey and plan to cook it.
I guess I'd better notify your mom.

by Joe Mama October 14, 2004

Noobify

The act of proving that someone is, or making someone look like, a noob, by being such a pro

Damn, he just got noobified by that pro.

I'm gonna noobify that bitch with a 360 noscope.

by MrJoshTheEpic May 24, 2016

noobify

to pwn someone so bad that they lose all skill and concentration

"dude, 3 headshots in a row, i'm noobifying his ass"

by HMAR December 7, 2006