Nobel Prize 

An award given by White people to traitorous Brown and Black People, who serve their White Masters well.

The Nobel Prize in Econ is an award, given by White Capitalists, for Brown Socialists married to White women.

Nobel Prize by EconoMan April 28, 2021

Nobel-Prize Worthy 

Said sarcastically to over commend an action or person who is really just average.

"Did you hear I passed my driving test?"
"Dude, that's Nobel-Prize worthy".

"I just cooked some awesome toast"
"Someone give that man a Nobel-prize"

Nobel-Prize Worthy by StewieGriffarino October 10, 2009

Nobel prize-winner 

The ultimate erection. When a dude is so hard that he can cut diamonds with it - he possesses a thing that would win the Nobel prize for physics.

"I was down at the beach and the chicks were so hot, I had to lie face down to hide my Nobel prize-winner."

Nobel prize-winner by Wizards Sleeve July 23, 2006

Nobel Prize of Disgrace

The Nobel peace prize for the year 1994, following the Oslo Peace Accords

The Nobel Prize of Disgrace was named as such because it's a Disgrace to give the Nobel peace prize to the actual recipients of said prize in 1994.

Nobel Prize of Disgrace by Uncle Dimma October 14, 2025

Just won the Nobel prize

Giving yourself a "formerly" prestidgous award for doing absolutely nothing except thinking you deserve it.

Bill- man I just won the salesman of the week award at the dealership.

Barack Obama- oh yeah? I just won the Nobel PRize just because I said nuclear weapons are bad.

Just won the Nobel prize by Countmonster411 October 9, 2009

Nobel Peace Prize 

An award given out by the Norwegian-based Nobel committee. In the dark and oppressive capitalistic society of the 20th century, the prize was one of the most coveted and hard to win of all the Nobel prizes, given only to people who actually, like DID something, such as devoting their lives to the service of others or some other worthless garbage.

In the more enlightened recent age, thankfully, this unfair requirement no longer exists. One merely needs to be able to TALK about doing good things, at length and with great charisma. Whether you actually follow through on your promises is no longer relevant. 2009's prize being awarded to Barack Obama is a huge step in this direction.

At the rate things are going, by 2015 we can expect to see the Nobel Peace Prize being awarded to the first player to collect Pacific Avenue, North Carolina Avenue, and Pacific Avenue in the McDonald's Monopoly sweepstakes. This is truly a great time to be alive.

I just won the Nobel Peace Prize! I'm lovin' it!

Nobel Peace Prize by Jett October 15, 2009

Nobel Peace Prize 

1. An award now given out frivolously.
2. An award given to President Barack Obama based on his first 17 days in office. The nomination deadline for the prize was 17 days after he took office.
3. An award given the President Barack Obama on the basis of the "hope" he inspires and what he "might" do while President.

The Nobel Peace Prize is yet another attempt to apologize for slavery.

Nobel Peace Prize by Markwonder October 9, 2009