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no one cares 

Talking about something in which the intended audience does not give a flying fuck about.
That XefgT always says shit that no one cares about.
no one cares by Lanfoolz February 4, 2007

No one cares 

look man we get it you have 100k follows on tiktok i dont care
No one cares about your fame

No one cares 

You and your love life,"no one cares " mainly because you're not loved
No one cares about you
No one cares by Pornhub...cummmmm September 28, 2018

No one cares 

You care enough to read it every day don’tcha bitch.
Hym “Yeah, no one cares but where are you right now shit-brain? Huh? Yeah. That’s what I thought. You cared enough to say something about it didn’t you? Uh huh. That’s you motherfucker. That’s what you care about.”
No one cares by Hym Iam October 14, 2022

NO ONE CARES 

STFU, no one cares what your name means.
Everyone posted their definition online but no one cares.
NO ONE CARES by QLTY November 23, 2021

No one cares 

A roblox slender would say no one cares, care is like having a parent take care of you, which is nonsense.
Dude 1: no one cares
Dude 2: your slender-rigged
No one cares by Qi_87 May 22, 2022
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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