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One of those kids who always shits around in voice chat but doesn't own/use a microphone, often to the detriment of everyone involved.
xXl33tslayer42Xx: "Bro, we lost cause mommy and daddy wont get no mic kid a headset."
(Text chat) nomic43: "it broke i frickign swear!1"
no mic by Fruitsz November 21, 2022

no mic kid 

One of those kids who always shits around in voice chat but doesn't own/use a microphone, often to the detriment of everyone involved.
xXl33tslayer42Xx: "Bro, we lost cause mommy and daddy wont get no mic kid a headset."
(Text chat) nomic43: "it broke i frickign swear!1"
no mic kid by Fruitsz November 21, 2022

Pular no microondas 

"To jump in the microwave oven"

It's slang for what the drug dealers from Rio de Janeiro do with the police informants (or X9) and his enemies. They put a person into a pile of tires, they throw some kind of fuel, and then they set fire on you.
As you must know; it is a horrible way to die!
Traficante: "Seu X9 filho da puta, tu vai pular no microondas!"

Drug Dealer: "You mother fucker police informant, you'll die burning in fire!"
Pular no microondas by Luizin March 20, 2010

Shoukei to Shikabane no Michi 

A very cool song from Attack on Titan that blows out your eardrums in the first 3 seconds of the song.
You: Have you heard the song Shoukei to Shikabane no Michi? It's pretty go-
Someone: ANO HI JINRUI WA OMOIDASHITA
Your Eardrums: *dies*

no micer 

a person in online video gaming that doesn't have a microphnone to talk to other people with. Usually they're annoyances to other gamers because of their inability to communicate. They often get in the way and will end up getting you killed one way or another.
that retard no micer ran into the open and got sniped. lets vote him out.
no micer by c4u645 November 29, 2007

No Mickey 

No Mickey - the definition of when the main person for an event or social gathering isn’t present.
At the wedding the bride didn’t show, No Mickey.
At the gender reveal, the mother wasn’t present. No Mickey
~ Reference to Mickey Mouse Club House e.g Mickey isn’t at the clubhouse, No Mickey

Created By Paul S L King
No Mickey by Kingus.01 March 24, 2025
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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