no yours 

This is one of the best come backs for wining an intellectual argument.

ME: youre mum gey
Intellectual: no u

Me: your mom and dad gay together
Intellectual: no yours

Me: *Heartbroken*

no yours by argumentpoints March 4, 2018

yours is no disgrace

A song by yes.
The lyrics go as follows:
Yesterday a morning came, a smile upon your face.
Caesar's palace, morning glory, silly human race,
On a sailing ship to nowhere, leaving any place,
If the summer change to winter, yours is no disgrace.
Battleships confide in me and tell me where you are,
Shining, flying, purple wolfhound, show me where you are,
Lost in summer, morning, winter, travel very far,
Lost in musing circumstances, that's just where you are.

This song is about the Vietnam war, and about how soldiers crawled out of "dirty holes" (underground bunkers) and "their morals" would "disappear", simply meaning that they would have killed someone for no reason.
The song was very anti-war, especially the vitenam war.

The song yours is no disgrace is a jam and an instrumental neo-awesome tune.

yours is no disgrace by liberalwizardtyler July 30, 2007

No your face 

It's used the same as the standard Your Face,
It's a universal comeback to anything.
But the 'your' is emphasized.

When someone insults you and you haven't got anything to fire back with,
Or even if you're just bored of them and don't want to talk about that topic,
You reply as if they've said something about your face, when it really should be their face.

It originated from a community for an online counter-strike soccer game in australia, but it's making it's way into the real world.

A: Ahhh ya can't pass for shitt!!
B: No YOUR face.
A: Negative. your face.
B: No YOU

(note it's usually not done with capital letters for the your, that's just to demonstrate the emphasis)

A: Did that turn out alright quality, B? I think I had vent running aswell..
B: no your face
C: no your face!!!!!!!!!!!
B: no your face

A: Hey B, we were looking through your computer and C said you have some appalling taste in music.
B: More like no C's face!
A: C says no yours.
B: ..
B: im coming over there right now to kick C's ass.

A: go to bed B
B: no your face

No your face by Tophness January 23, 2009

no your mum 

if your in a weird mood, every thing someone says you link to their mum

1:its hot outside
2:no your mums hot outside
1:what are you talking about?
2:what is your mum talking about
1:shup up!
2:no your mum should shut up
1:fuck you!
2:no your mum should fuck you
1:just go away and leave me alone
2:no your mum should...............

etc

no your mum by ][D ][ ][\/][ ][D ][ ][\][ March 20, 2004

No your a hooker 

Common phrase said in place of a your mom or stuff like that, it comes from the movie Grandmas Boy.

Jeff: I hate you.
Phil: No your a hooker.

No your a hooker by Dylan Elmore December 9, 2007

no your not

if you were fuckin sorry dick face then you wouldnt have done it. I hope you enjoy being a slag because the only pussy you will ever get is from those of an easy bitch, or if you decide to bend the other way which i already know you have plenty of expierience in and enjoyed, then i really hope you enjoy the pleasure of some ape cuming up your hairy fat ass. Grow up and stop acting like a premature little wanker with no life but to ruin others.

Tom Harding

no your not by Can you even remember my name March 6, 2004

No YOUR a towel!! 

Answer to any question. Will get you out of trouble. Just repeat over and over and over.

Jimmy - "Hey!!How are you?"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"

Mum - "How did you go on your report??"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"

Teacher - "Why did you punch Timmy the cripple?!
Timmy the cripple - "TIMMEH!!!!"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"
Teacher - "Go to the principal's office this instant!!!"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"

***PWNAGE***

No YOUR a towel!! by Tiblz January 3, 2008