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No Shoes
A person(s) who drink beer with a wrench, think negative notch or positive notch should be standard pratice in junior high. Also believes faithfully in no shoes or socks gives a better balance, when deciding which snail to put on.
See also: Toon(er), Tuner, Pose(r), Faster not furious, and Turbo squeeze.
See also: Toon(er), Tuner, Pose(r), Faster not furious, and Turbo squeeze.
Related Words
No Shoes • no shoes mike • no shoes no shirt no service • No shoeshine no dirty • baddie no shoes • No Shirt, No Shoes, No Vortex. • mr. no shoes and the shooty shooty bang bang christmas • shes no angel • Let's play fortnite after school sheesh bussin bussin you know you vibes no kizzy sheesh on god 😩 • She said no
No Shoes
1)A well known Toyota MR2 mechanic and engine management computer programmer that travels around the world unlocking the secrets of life, love, and turbocharged engines. Drinks beer and does entertaining picture poses.
2) The act of performing a picture pose in which the poser spreads their feet shoulder width apart, squats, brings both hands above their head (making the shape of an "M"), and makes a silly face. Usually occurs after the person has been drinking while working on a japanese car.
2) The act of performing a picture pose in which the poser spreads their feet shoulder width apart, squats, brings both hands above their head (making the shape of an "M"), and makes a silly face. Usually occurs after the person has been drinking while working on a japanese car.
"Did you hear that no shoes just made 500 horsepower out of some rich kid's car?"
"Uh oh, cut John off from drinking anymore. He's doing a No Shoes again.
"Uh oh, cut John off from drinking anymore. He's doing a No Shoes again.
No Shoes by Bryan Moore December 8, 2003
no shoes no shirt no service
I rule moslty found for stores, food places, and other businesses. Where if you have no shoes, no shirt, you will NOT get service. Unless you're a hot chick, and aparently that guy from the band LMFAO. "Im sexy and I know it".
Cashier dude: "No shoes no shirt no service"
Mexican: "okay" (walks away)
(Hot lady walks in)
Cashier dude: "No shoes no shirt, i will give you service".
Mexican: "okay" (walks away)
(Hot lady walks in)
Cashier dude: "No shoes no shirt, i will give you service".
no shoes no shirt no service by Joeyy! January 8, 2014
no shoes mike
an average guy that happens to be one of those people that smokes, chills at your place without shoes, and loses everything all the time ... we all know the type
"Hey my friend is coming over to get fucked up, drink my beer, and eat my food"
"he sounds like a no shoes mike"
"he sounds like a no shoes mike"
no shoes mike by butthole4777 December 17, 2018
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Vortex.
When a polar vortex ends, and temperatures soar into the single digits ABOVE ZERO so that folks in the heartland start shedding layers of clothing.
Jeepers, 8 degrees above zero feels awesome after that insane polar vortex!
Did you see those barely dressed college students go by?
Yup, it's like they say, No Shirt, No Shoes, No Vortex.
Did you see those barely dressed college students go by?
Yup, it's like they say, No Shirt, No Shoes, No Vortex.
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Vortex. by NeologianPJG February 1, 2019
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