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No nut November Poem
When the nut was plentiful,
when the nut was tender
because I'm fasting from the nut,
I go outside to clear my mind
but I see a nut tree,
I see nuts of every kind
And so I being to wonder
if fasting from the nut is a blunder
should I just go crazy?
should I release the thunder?
But oh, no!
I made a bet that I could resist the nut
and I am not about it!
Best believe I'm not paying that five dollars.
A week left in my journey
for the nut I am yearning.
The nut will not bug me,
I'm not a roly poly
I am a man, the nut will not control me.
So December comes blooming,
blooming like a daisy.
Best believe, night of December;
your boy is going crazy.
when the nut was tender
because I'm fasting from the nut,
I go outside to clear my mind
but I see a nut tree,
I see nuts of every kind
And so I being to wonder
if fasting from the nut is a blunder
should I just go crazy?
should I release the thunder?
But oh, no!
I made a bet that I could resist the nut
and I am not about it!
Best believe I'm not paying that five dollars.
A week left in my journey
for the nut I am yearning.
The nut will not bug me,
I'm not a roly poly
I am a man, the nut will not control me.
So December comes blooming,
blooming like a daisy.
Best believe, night of December;
your boy is going crazy.
“I’m struggling this November”
“Let me bless you with some motivational speech, listen to this No Nut November Poem”
“Let me bless you with some motivational speech, listen to this No Nut November Poem”
No nut November Poem by Yung_Samoan November 9, 2019
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No Nut November Poem
It’s October 31, the cum is protruding
The darkness of No Nut November is blooming
I go to the bathroom, for one last time
Before I am tortured, and lose my mind
I lock the door, and go on Incognito
And watch a girl fuck herself with a Cheeto
I may go crazy, even insane
But No Nut November isn’t a game
I accept the challenge with open arms
And stop watching the videos — all rated R
‘Tis the last day of this terrible month
The torture and pain was all too much
As November fleats, you bast believe,
When December comes, I’ll be beating my meat
The darkness of No Nut November is blooming
I go to the bathroom, for one last time
Before I am tortured, and lose my mind
I lock the door, and go on Incognito
And watch a girl fuck herself with a Cheeto
I may go crazy, even insane
But No Nut November isn’t a game
I accept the challenge with open arms
And stop watching the videos — all rated R
‘Tis the last day of this terrible month
The torture and pain was all too much
As November fleats, you bast believe,
When December comes, I’ll be beating my meat
No Nut November Poem by Reno Bumsnot November 19, 2018
No Nut November Cheat Day
No Nut November Cheat Day by Random homo sapien November 3, 2019
No Nut November Coupon
A weak man's way of walking during the sacred month of No Nut November.
It is allowed but it can bring great shame upon your bloodline.
It is allowed but it can bring great shame upon your bloodline.
Man: I have not nuted this whole month. How about you?
Boy: I have, but I have a No Nut November Coupon. So I'm still in.
Man: That is fine, but you are weak. Grow stronger my friend. No more nuting for the rest of No Nut November.
Boy: I have, but I have a No Nut November Coupon. So I'm still in.
Man: That is fine, but you are weak. Grow stronger my friend. No more nuting for the rest of No Nut November.
No Nut November Coupon by ThyNormalPerson November 3, 2019
No Nut November
No Nut November, or NNN, Is where for the whole month of November guys won’t jack off because other guys aren’t jacking off. This is a challenge to show true manliness
No Nut November by Mike hanchooooo November 7, 2019
No Nut Nineteen
Similar to No Nut November, you cannot ejaculate or bust one under any circumstance. Although, No Nut Nineteen takes place during all of 2019. You cannot ejaculate or bust one for the entirety of 2019. That's right, an entire year without busting a nut. Those who undergo this challenge will start to notice that they strange abilities after the 2nd week of January, but those who finish the challenge will have power beyond imagination.
The rules are similar to those of No Nut November, but some have been changed. It's simple
- The challenge takes place starting exactly the second after December 31st of 2018 and ends the second after December 31st of 2019
- You are not allowed to have any form of sex, masturbation, or bust a nut.
- The watching of pornography and boners are tolerated, although busting a nut in doing so will result in an immediate fail.
- You shall only experience one wet dream, but none further than that. Having more than one will result in an immediate fail.
- You only have one shot. Fail even once, and you're out for the entire year.
- If one survives the year without failing, he shall deemed a victor of the challenge.
- If one should break ANY of the rules, he shall take the L immediately.
- ( You have exactly survive the entire time, no later than the second it turns 2019, and the second it turns 2020 )
Do at your own risk.
But is it really that hard not to nut for a year?
The rules are similar to those of No Nut November, but some have been changed. It's simple
- The challenge takes place starting exactly the second after December 31st of 2018 and ends the second after December 31st of 2019
- You are not allowed to have any form of sex, masturbation, or bust a nut.
- The watching of pornography and boners are tolerated, although busting a nut in doing so will result in an immediate fail.
- You shall only experience one wet dream, but none further than that. Having more than one will result in an immediate fail.
- You only have one shot. Fail even once, and you're out for the entire year.
- If one survives the year without failing, he shall deemed a victor of the challenge.
- If one should break ANY of the rules, he shall take the L immediately.
- ( You have exactly survive the entire time, no later than the second it turns 2019, and the second it turns 2020 )
Do at your own risk.
But is it really that hard not to nut for a year?
Little Jimmy had attempted No Nut Nineteen. He was walking home after a strenuous day of school only to find that his girlfriend, Chalesa, was in his bed. "Hey baby, lemme have it," Chalesa said. "Aww man, I'm sorry girl, but I can't," he replied. "Why not?" she asked. "Babe, I'm sorry but Im doing No Nut Nineteen," he answered. "So you think that made-up challenge is better than your OWN bitch!?" she yelled. "No it's not-," he said before being cut off by Chalesa, "It's like what?" she asked. "You know what?" she replied. "We're done. That's it, we're over," she said peacefully stomping out of the room. She slammed the door. Pow! It shook the room to it's core leaving Little Jimmy closer to passing No Nut Nineteen, but ultimately losing his bitch.
No Nut Nineteen by MoscoTheGuy November 28, 2018