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No-Nonsense 69 

This type of 69 is what happens after a long, grueling day at the office. The male wants to get right down to business so the only thing taken off is the pants and underwear. With his white collared shirt and dress socks still on, he proceeds to sit right on the face of his female counterpart. The male must ALWAYS be on top, it's part of the "no nonsense" label.
After a 12 hour day at the office, multiple power naps, and right after guzzling a Mountain Dew kickstart, Gary burst into the apartment and proceeded to immediately no-nonsense 69 his girlfriend, Ginger. He's a big time no-nonsense 69er, that Gary.

No-nonsense black girl. 

Contrary to popular belief, the no-nonsense black girl exhibits very much nonsensical behavior. She attempts to be a diverse member of society only to modestly reject others' praise of her realistic simulations of races that just are not her color. She has been known to suggest that you develop schitzophrenic habits and stay out of her thundering path. She's black, she's got a vagina, and she don't take none of dat silly ass nonsense sheeit. SHE WILL NOT CHANGE FOR YOU SO STOP TRYING SO HARD.
She's a No-nonsense black girl. She totally isn't changing her ways! Just look at her! No changes!
No-nonsense black girl. by Fooster October 31, 2012

Gordon "No Nonsense" Brown 

The New Prime Minister of the UK. Given this nickname due to his no-nonsense, get straight to the point style of doing things
Gordon "No Nonsense" Brown is the new PM of the UK

No Non-sense 

The term no non-sense means to be completely free of any non-sense when preparing to do something. Commonly used in video games, when you're about to give kids some scrape. When one is no non-sense, they should not be taken lightly, because to them, you are non-sense, which is what they are totally opposing. No non-sense can be used as a verb or adjective.
"Yo, I'm f*cking no non-sense today, don't f*ck with me*" (Adj.)

"Yo, you went no-nonsense just now! I was mad scared!" (Verb)
No Non-sense by Jubez March 30, 2009

No Non-sense 

The term no non-sense means to be completely free of any non-sense when preparing to do something. Commonly used in video games, when you about to give kids some scrape. When one is no non-sense, they should not be taken lightly, because to them, you are non-sense which is what they are totally opposing. No non-sense can be used as a verb or adjective.
"Yo, I'm f*cking no non-sense today, don't f*ck with me*" (Adj.)

"Yo, you went no-nonsense just now! I was mad scared!"
No Non-sense by Jubez March 30, 2009

nononsenceness 

Nononsenceness when something that is utterly nonsense actually make some or more sense than u thought
Nononsenceness where something that is totally nonsense actually make more sense and nonsense becomes more sensible than actually the most straightforward approach

Walking up the stairs backwards makes no sense but I still got up stairs so that is just Nononsenceness

Also defined as when people tell you how something should be made or done and all though you do it totally a different way to anyone else the end result is the same as everyone else's
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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