no longs 

The basic use of 'no longs' is oto descrive something that is cool. It is sometimes used in place of other words when you can't think of anything else to say like when you say 'lol' for no reason.

A.Ian just got a new car.
B.No longs at all,free rides from now on.

no longs by freshie:p May 30, 2011

no long term damage 

"No long term damage" is a catchphrase from the British Youtuber Jack Massey Welsh also known as JackSucksAtLife or JackSucksAtMC
The phrase is used specifically in his videos that take place on his server Play.Skycade.Net when the server is about to reset.
Basically when the server is about to reset nothing matters so he can do whatever he wants.

*SETS OFF 1000000000 TNT AT SPAWN* No LonG TErM DaMagE
*Gives players creative mode* No LoNg TerM DaMaGe
*Drops 100 crate keys at spawn* No long term damage!
*/stop* SERVER EXPLODES

no long term damage by EditorKaiIsABrush October 22, 2019

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time 

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.

"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time by UwuDirtyPotato November 23, 2020

No Long Thing 

its used to say dat everything will be fine, like if somebody has a problem and u want to make him feel better u or to make urself feel better about a situation

you're having a conversation with ur pal in school and he says: hey i missed my test
you say:so what are u going to do about it
he says: i don't know
you say: No Long Thing, u'll get it worked out

No Long Thing by ibk September 4, 2005

this ain’t no long dick on a midget

Everyone knows midgets DO NOT have a long wanker. That being said, you say this When you are telling a story that is hard to believe but very true

- Linda listen. This ain’t no long dick on a midget okay I really did this

this ain’t no long dick on a midget by schlong Chong August 19, 2018

No Long Tin 

Nigerian Pidgin slang for No time or no waste of time

First Person:Hey dude,To get to london from US we need to first go to china then through australia then finally get to london.
Second Person:No long tin man lets just to directly to london

No Long Tin by si don February 23, 2008

no longage 

It means No long Thing

Guy: Do you wanna link up later

Guy 2: No longage, later then

no longage by N4J33B January 4, 2012