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no long term damage 

"No long term damage" is a catchphrase from the British Youtuber Jack Massey Welsh also known as JackSucksAtLife or JackSucksAtMC
The phrase is used specifically in his videos that take place on his server Play.Skycade.Net when the server is about to reset.
Basically when the server is about to reset nothing matters so he can do whatever he wants.
*SETS OFF 1000000000 TNT AT SPAWN* No LonG TErM DaMagE
*Gives players creative mode* No LoNg TerM DaMaGe
*Drops 100 crate keys at spawn* No long term damage!
*/stop* SERVER EXPLODES

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time 

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.
"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices

No Long Thing 

its used to say dat everything will be fine, like if somebody has a problem and u want to make him feel better u or to make urself feel better about a situation
you're having a conversation with ur pal in school and he says: hey i missed my test
you say:so what are u going to do about it
he says: i don't know
you say: No Long Thing, u'll get it worked out
No Long Thing by ibk September 4, 2005

this ain’t no long dick on a midget

Everyone knows midgets DO NOT have a long wanker. That being said, you say this When you are telling a story that is hard to believe but very true
- Linda listen. This ain’t no long dick on a midget okay I really did this

No Long Tin 

Nigerian Pidgin slang for No time or no waste of time
First Person:Hey dude,To get to london from US we need to first go to china then through australia then finally get to london.
Second Person:No long tin man lets just to directly to london
No Long Tin by si don February 23, 2008

no longage 

Guy: Do you wanna link up later

Guy 2: No longage, later then
no longage by N4J33B January 4, 2012
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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