no creeps

You say this right after you say something that could be taken as creepy.

Examples:

Girl1: Omg, hi Ashley! Happy Birthday, you're really pretty, no creeps.
Girl2: Hahh, thank you. :)
*at least she said no creeps or that would have been creepy..*

Boy: Hey you, I like what you're wearing today, no creeps.
Girl: Aw, thank you. :S
*thank gosh for that no creeps or that would have been UBER creepy.*

no creeps by X2cute4uX November 5, 2010

No creeper 

A phrase to compensate for something creepy done or said to a person.

Jon: Those pants look really great on you.
Mary: umm...I don't really know you like that.
Jon: OO no creeper!
Mary: Hahaha oo ok.

No creeper by blackjack3420 December 24, 2008

no creep 

Phrase used after one says something that sounds very creepy. Similar to the phrase no homo.

I saw on Kate's Facebook that her and Joe are official, no creep.

no creep by Corinkle April 7, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012