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when u finish a fat ass meal capable of feeding a small village by yourself without the needed assistance of a to-go box
i finished that pizza no box bro

i just no boxed that lasagna bro

i no boxed that bitch dude
no box by areallycooldude June 24, 2021

All the tools and no box to carry them in. 

A person or coworker that appears to have intelligence and talent, but continues to screw things up on a regular basis.
Man, I used to think that guy had his shit together. He's such a screw up.
He's got all the tools and no box to carry them in.

box with no slaw 

It is a metaphor for eating out a girl with a perfect pussy.
I hooked up with Kiana last night and I ate a perfect box with no slaw.

no boxed gifts 

The "no boxed gifts" simply means that the couple prefers cash, which is a often a customary "gift" in India by persons other than close friends and family.
Commonly found on the bottom of an invitation:

No Boxed Gifts Please
no boxed gifts by desiwedding September 2, 2010

no boxed gifts 

Seen on wedding invitations, the couple are frankly demanding cash gifts. This has become a trend in desi culture, mostly among Pakistanis. It is considered bad etiquette and a faux pas by most people, since it is rude to mention gifts in wedding invitations at all.
guy: what should we get them as a gift?
girl: well, the invitation says 'no boxed gifts'
guy: are you serious?! that is so cheap. it's like they're asking for money. let's just give them a card and have it done with.
no boxed gifts by gora_kagaz September 1, 2008

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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