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nnachristi 

A nnachristi is a literal queen boys u better not mess with this crackhead gall
A nnachristi better not be messed with
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neochristian 

An individual who calls himself a christian, yet fails to act in accordance with the teachings of Jesus.
I've read the christian gospels, so I am able to spot a neochristian when he isn't hiding behind his false claims.
neochristian by dontknowhim August 16, 2009

anachristina 

Anachristina’s are Spanish beauties they know just the right thing to say and the right time to say it they are great girlfriends/best friend your very lucky if you have an Anachristina in your life she is a true friend and will never let you down. Anachristina’s are amazing lovers due to wanting there partner to have what they want and how they want it.
Person #1 Anachristina just so great

Person#2 I know she’s awesome
anachristina by Hiitsme234 October 29, 2017

NaCHRISTINETANNED 

To burn something, Usually to burn a book beloved by children
Nagalit ang tatay ko kaya NaCHRISTINETANNED nya ang mga libro sa kwarto ko
NaCHRISTINETANNED by SJCSBULOK April 17, 2022

Neochristian 

1. Any member, agent, or brainwashed sympathizer of a number of evangelical movements that are purportedly Christian, but which are actually political instruments and/or fundraising/money laundering/human trafficking infrastructure for greasy, stuffy, fork-tongued, blasphemous, racist/xenophobic, misogynistic, hypercapitalist, fascist/imperialist, reptilian pedophiles with no reflections, and million-dollar mansions and private jets, whose only true belief is that means equals rights, masquerading as religion.

2. Unspeakable creatures who have crawled and slithered all the way here from the ninth circle of Hell, to possess the corpse of an evil-doer, deceive, harass and abuse the living, commit atrocities, and desecrate the earth in that person's form, until they are finally stopped by stakes of acacia, oak, hawthorn, or cold iron, driven through the heart while they rest by day upon unconsecrated beds of their host's native soil; or prevented from returning, by stuffing the mouth with garlic, followed by decapitation, weighing down with large stones, flipping the corpse to face downward, or burning and scattering their ashes upon the surface of living waters.

3. A politician in the United States of America, who does not openly profess another religion or atheism.
Since nobody has the balls to look at people's actions and call out their intentions, or fight back against usurpers who want to enslave the populace and live like gods at everyone else's expense, I guess we're just gonna let these spineless, ratfucking neochristians take over the government and lead us into World War 3.
Neochristian by Superfluous Archer January 27, 2024
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I hit a real purple patch.

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