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Neochristian 

1. Any member, agent, or brainwashed sympathizer of a number of evangelical movements that are purportedly Christian, but which are actually political instruments and/or fundraising/money laundering/human trafficking infrastructure for greasy, stuffy, fork-tongued, blasphemous, racist/xenophobic, misogynistic, hypercapitalist, fascist/imperialist, reptilian pedophiles with no reflections, and million-dollar mansions and private jets, whose only true belief is that means equals rights, masquerading as religion.

2. Unspeakable creatures who have crawled and slithered all the way here from the ninth circle of Hell, to possess the corpse of an evil-doer, deceive, harass and abuse the living, commit atrocities, and desecrate the earth in that person's form, until they are finally stopped by stakes of acacia, oak, hawthorn, or cold iron, driven through the heart while they rest by day upon unconsecrated beds of their host's native soil; or prevented from returning, by stuffing the mouth with garlic, followed by decapitation, weighing down with large stones, flipping the corpse to face downward, or burning and scattering their ashes upon the surface of living waters.

3. A politician in the United States of America, who does not openly profess another religion or atheism.
Since nobody has the balls to look at people's actions and call out their intentions, or fight back against usurpers who want to enslave the populace and live like gods at everyone else's expense, I guess we're just gonna let these spineless, ratfucking neochristians take over the government and lead us into World War 3.
Neochristian by Superfluous Archer January 27, 2024

Neo-Christian 

Modern era people making a false claim to being followers of Jesus Christ. They reject solid doctrine and embrace a Name it and claim it turn the other cheek dogma. They dismiss and ignore scripture that defines the fullness of God and Jesus Christ. They seek a feminized diluted gospel in order to appear loving and inclusive all the while rejecting the exclusivity of Salvation.
The Anderson family attends church every Sunday at a corporate State licensed church. They listen to sermons that reinforce the Global Doctrine of Interfaith and the deluded systems of modern interpretation of long defined truths. These truncated or "Buffet" Christians are following a path to no where and willingly invite others to join them. The Neo-Christian is waiting for a Cosmic Bail out while refusing to OCCUPY for Christ as commanded to do so.
Neo-Christian by Dutch Joens August 21, 2011

Neo-christian 

Any member of a spectrum of evangelical movements purporting to be Christianity, which are actually political entities and/or fundraising/money laundering/human trafficking infrastructure for sleazy, fascist, racist, misogynistic pedophiles with private jets, all masquerading as religion.
I guess since no one has the balls to look at people's actions and call out their intentions, or fight back against usurpers who want to enslave us and live like gods at our expense, we're just gonna let a bunch of spineless ratfucking neo-christians take over the government and lead us into World War 3...
Neo-christian by Superfluous Archer January 26, 2024
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