A Christian (i.e., follower of Jesus Christ who accepts the guy as Savior), but is not affiliate with any particular denomination or group; sometimes it may also refer to a Christian group that claims to be non-denominational, or a member of such a group.
I accept Jesus as Savior, but am not Catholic, Protestant, Orthodox etc., nor anything else. I'm a non-denominational Christian.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.