nmmfp 

Not My Motha Fuck'n Prob'm

Client is pissed as hell, but tomorrow is my last day, so that shit is nmmfp. Deuces!

nmmfp by bstanley18 January 11, 2017

NMFP 

Earnest young Christians have WWJD as their acronyn du jour.

Cynics have NMFP - Not My Fucking Problem.

Recite this calming mantra the next time someone tries to make your life unnecessarily difficult.

Lumbergh: Umm, this project is kind of, err, behind schedule. So if you could, umm, come in Saturday...that'd be greeeat.
Me: Do I get overtime loading?
Lumbergh: Err...no. Payroll's been on my ass lately.
Me: Sorry dude. NMFP. Find someone else.

NMFP by Korgmeister March 15, 2005

NMFP 

A popular hashtag and acronym on social media such as instagram standing for "Not My Fucking Problem"

-Hey Moderator , I got banned. Can you look into my problem?
-NMFP

NMFP by Dralec November 17, 2018

nmmp 

nmmp

nmmp!

nmmp by nmmp October 1, 2003

NMMP 

Abbreviation of "Nice Moment Must Pay for You".

In China, fans use this phrase and the abbreviation to encourage and support their idols.

Fans: Kris Wu NMMP, you are the best.

NMMP by ＃111 August 12, 2018

nmfp 

Not my fucking problem; something you’d say to someone who asks you to bite off their toe nails to cure their foot likings

“I told you I’m not gonna it’s nmfp.” Oh MY FUCK GUILLERMO ITS EVEN BETTER WHEN YOU CHEW WITH BRACES

nmfp by TikTok talk February 10, 2024

NMFP 

Abbreviation for “not my fuckin problem”

Man 1: hey is that dude shoplifting?

Man 2: who cares? That’s nmfp

NMFP by Joshuaslife August 14, 2025