a niznaz is a
deep-fried, distilled piece of toast. Originating in southern
mongolia, and founded by the Mongol warlord Temujin in 1258 AD. Often
thrown at the enemies of the Golden Horde to cause utter confusion and discombobulation.
Temujin:
Pass the niznaz my boy.
Bulgacroctanus McFadden the 2nd: Do you intend on eating it sir?
Temujin: No. I'm going to throw it at my aging grandmother to get her inheritance
money in order to advance my campaign in
Russia.
Bulgacroctanus McFadden the 2nd: Ah, jolly good sir.