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nickel pickle 

A penis that has the circumference equal to that of a nickel, and is about 5 inches long. Therefore, a nickel pickle is essentially only worth about 5¢ due to its lack of girth and length.
Girl: My boyfriend said he had a huge cock, but it turned out it was only a nickel pickle.
nickel pickle by AutoMatt Ickly April 30, 2014

Nickel Pickle 

Nickel Pickle is the size of your dick.
Guy 1: "I was about to get it but she saw my nickel pickle and left."
Guy 2: "That sucks man, I know the feeling."
Nickel Pickle by BADBOYPICKLE April 19, 2019

nickel pickle 

#1 - Wow, that guy is such a nickel pickle.

#2 - Dude, James totally has a nickel pickle.
nickel pickle by sheldon_o December 21, 2018

One Nickel Pickle 

slang for, "a very inexpensive male prostitute."
50cent is so cheap that if he was a prostitute, his nickname would be the One Nickel Pickle.
One Nickel Pickle by Mini Mii August 28, 2012

Pickle Nickel 

Taking a Pickleback shot while the classic American band Nickelback is playing. A Pickleback to Nickelback. #picklenickel
When we win we will celebrate with a Pickle Nickel
Pickle Nickel by Don Salami October 16, 2020

Tickle my pickle for a nickel 

It means to get a girl and make her suck and tickle your pickle for a nickel for 5mins
Hey can you tickle my pickle for a nickel?
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