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Ninky Nonk 

The most awesome train in the universe. Featured in In The Night Garden.
Boy: Did you see the Ninky Nonk?

Girl: YES! It was triptastic!
Ninky Nonk by Joshannia March 5, 2011

Ninky Nonk 

1) Ninky nonk is a character from the greatest fucking show of all time (In the night garden).

2) It's a funny way to insult someone without the use of vulgar language
1) Ninky Nonk is like the best character ever
2) Lad 1: You sir are a Ninky Nonk

Lad 2: Well... um... your mum gay *Runs away crying realising he's a fucking failure who got destroyed by an innocent insult*
Ninky Nonk by BigBlackNinkyNonk January 26, 2018

Nankynonk 

When someone is being nanky and a nonk at the same time. Can be used instead of asshole or idiot
Person 1: Fucking hell, why is person 2 being a nankynonk?
Person 3: I KNOW RIGHT?!
Nankynonk by Leebear489 April 24, 2019

Ninky nonk 

A silly insult that you can call that stupid friend that lives under a rock
No Clarissa you fucking Ninky nonk AirPods are earphones not shoes
Ninky nonk by NolanDolanIsBae June 9, 2019

Ninky-Nonk 

One of the most offensive insults known to man. If you call anybody a ninky-nonk they'll never forgive you and you'll have to get a new friend, use this new word wisely or you could turn your life upside down.
Dallan: That's it! I've lost it with you, you Ninky-Nonk!
Joe: *starts crying*
Ninky-Nonk by justasmolbean October 15, 2019

Ninky Nonk 

A silly boi busting it down Ninky nonk style
Ninky Nonk by JustRhys123 July 28, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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