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ninkenpoop 

A dignified old school word that is fast making a comeback in a time when many contemporary insults are either too crass or becoming dull and overused.

This is the sort of insult that can be deployed with great effectiveness by all ages, whether in the schoolyard, the workplace, or the retirement village.

It is an insult with bite but which has an old-world quality, that adds a twist of the ridiculous.
I will not dignify that with a response, you pathetic little ninkenpoop!

Why would I take advice from a ninkenpoop like you?

Ninkenpoops such as yourself should not be permitted to graduate from kindergarten.
ninkenpoop by thewordqueen October 27, 2010

nincanpoop 

from the movie "Wind in the Willows". Often said by the character, Tode.
Used to call someone stupid or silly.
Tode: "they're all nincanpoops, everyone of them!"
Badger: "now, now, dont be mean"

What a nincanpoop, i cant believe she did that to me.

Ninkumpoop 

A mid to late nineties term used as a general diss for your friends with no actually meaning. Commonly misspelled as ninkenpoop
Man, my sister Allie is a ninkumpoop.
Ninkumpoop by Rich.g March 23, 2008

ninkenpoop 

A word used to describe someone in a bad way. If they are being annoying or dumb, you call them a ninkenpoop.
Girl: Wanna chill this weekend?
Boy: I can't. I'm busy.
Girl: You're such a ninkenpoop.
ninkenpoop by claire o'smiley January 1, 2007

Ninkenpoop 

Old Schooool..

Used to be a good word to use :)
At Primary School, and someone just told on you..
"GRRRR.. you Ninkenpoop!!"
Ninkenpoop by bexaaabexabex January 14, 2008

Nincanpoop 

Meaning Idiot or stupid but if your name is Michael it means your the greatest human being of all time
Your a lonely nincanpoop
Nincanpoop by God 10307 June 23, 2020
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