ninjure

when a ninja attacks you and beats the shit out of you

woooo that guy just got ninjured and i didnt even see the ninja

by choclate waffle stain November 3, 2009

ninjuries

1. injuries caused by ninja attacks.

Those weren't regular injuries on the pirates, those were ninjuries caused by the ninja known as Debs

by Wild and Witless June 2, 2006

Ninjuversity

the university of ninjology and ninjistics. many go there attempting to become ninjas. :)

dude, her skillz are so awesome, she must've learned them at ninjuversity. :D

by chiara&MissyCrelliot,NINJAS! December 19, 2009

ninjury

an injury of unkown origin, thus being attributed to a ninja

"Man check out this ninjury on my shoulder! how the hell did that happen?!"

"You got ninjured bad"

by Oscarararararararara February 5, 2010

ninjury

injury of unexplained origin, often attributed to inebriated activities.

where'd all these bruises come from? that was a big night last night. Damn ninjury.

by tasteyface July 28, 2010

Ninjaren't

Noun: Anyone who is not a Ninja
Adjective: Clumsy, self-percieved as cool, slick, or fast when in reality a tool

Hey, Im cool, like a ninja! No man, youre not, youre more like a Ninjaren't.

Can also be used as an adjective "Youre way more Ninjaren't than Ninja, dumbass"

by Annabella_Annabella May 4, 2011

ninjury

the act or process of being injured by a ninja

He was in the field picking peaches from a tree when he was ambushed and suffered a ninjury.

by Otrant May 22, 2006