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when a ninja attacks you and beats the shit out of you
woooo that guy just got ninjured and i didnt even see the ninja
ninjure by choclate waffle stain November 3, 2009
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ninjuries 

1. injuries caused by ninja attacks.
Those weren't regular injuries on the pirates, those were ninjuries caused by the ninja known as Debs
ninjuries by Wild and Witless June 2, 2006
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Ninjuversity 

the university of ninjology and ninjistics. many go there attempting to become ninjas. :)
dude, her skillz are so awesome, she must've learned them at ninjuversity. :D
an injury of unkown origin, thus being attributed to a ninja
"Man check out this ninjury on my shoulder! how the hell did that happen?!"

"You got ninjured bad"
ninjury by Oscarararararararara February 5, 2010
injury of unexplained origin, often attributed to inebriated activities.
where'd all these bruises come from? that was a big night last night. Damn ninjury.
ninjury by tasteyface July 28, 2010

Ninjaren't 

Noun: Anyone who is not a Ninja
Adjective: Clumsy, self-percieved as cool, slick, or fast when in reality a tool
Hey, Im cool, like a ninja! No man, youre not, youre more like a Ninjaren't.

Can also be used as an adjective "Youre way more Ninjaren't than Ninja, dumbass"
the act or process of being injured by a ninja
He was in the field picking peaches from a tree when he was ambushed and suffered a ninjury.
ninjury by Otrant May 22, 2006
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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