ninjafoo

the ability to react to something without being aware of it.

did you see kevin dodge that bullet his was really using his ninjafoo.

by rob-dizzle October 3, 2009

ninjapoo

a sneaky type of poo that quickly hides in the shadowy hole in the back of the toilet so that when the person who birthed that poo turns to check, it appears there is no poo whatsoever!
Belvedere Sampsonite discovered he ninjapoo in 1708 after refusing to believe that all his pushing and groaning had been for nothing.

Abe thought someone had stolen his turd but Francis said its probably a ninjapoo.

by scottoff August 20, 2007

ninjapoo

A neglectful dog owner who fails to clean up after their dog.

"Ninjapoo struck again last night, and now I have a log on my front lawn."

by Scott Oseychik December 19, 2008

ninjafondler

One who has achieved such speed, agility, and dexterity that even a ninja cannot escape his/her grasp

*guy catches a impossible pass*
holy shit did you see that!?
yeah that guys one hell of a ninjafondler

by DakodaXD August 19, 2010

ninjaloot

1: To steathilty steal something 2: To take with out the other person noticing 3: To sneak in and steal a game item after someone else killed the monster

1."Where's my pepsi stash? I've been ninjalooted!?!"
2."OMFG! that gamer1234 just ninjalooted the shadow-saber!"

by sherbet May 4, 2006

ninjapoo

This is when you climb into a black bag, get someone to tie it up and the person in the bag takes a shit and has to see how long the can stay in there for.

I had a ninjapoo at a sex party and lasted 13mins 12secs

by NinjaFacts February 4, 2014

Ninjaloot

To pick up an item although you cannot use it or don't need it.

*You recieve loot: Mega Uber Item*
*You recieve loot: Mega Uber Item 2*
*You recieve loot: Mega Uber Item 3*

RandomGuy: FU Ninjalooter!11 omfg wtf?1+ im gunna repotr u n wriet on teh forums!11 umg nublet!1

by Nurf June 12, 2005