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ninjapoo 

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a sneaky type of poo that quickly hides in the shadowy hole in the back of the toilet so that when the person who birthed that poo turns to check, it appears there is no poo whatsoever!
Belvedere Sampsonite discovered he ninjapoo in 1708 after refusing to believe that all his pushing and groaning had been for nothing.
Abe thought someone had stolen his turd but Francis said its probably a ninjapoo.
ninjapoo by scottoff August 20, 2007

ninjapoo 

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A neglectful dog owner who fails to clean up after their dog.
"Ninjapoo struck again last night, and now I have a log on my front lawn."
ninjapoo by Scott Oseychik December 19, 2008

ninjafondler

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One who has achieved such speed, agility, and dexterity that even a ninja cannot escape his/her grasp
*guy catches a impossible pass*
holy shit did you see that!?
yeah that guys one hell of a ninjafondler
ninjafondler by DakodaXD August 19, 2010

ninjaloot 

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1: To steathilty steal something 2: To take with out the other person noticing 3: To sneak in and steal a game item after someone else killed the monster
1."Where's my pepsi stash? I've been ninjalooted!?!"
2."OMFG! that gamer1234 just ninjalooted the shadow-saber!"
ninjaloot by sherbet May 4, 2006

ninjapoo 

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This is when you climb into a black bag, get someone to tie it up and the person in the bag takes a shit and has to see how long the can stay in there for.
I had a ninjapoo at a sex party and lasted 13mins 12secs
ninjapoo by NinjaFacts February 4, 2014

Ninjaloot 

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To pick up an item although you cannot use it or don't need it.
*You recieve loot: Mega Uber Item*
*You recieve loot: Mega Uber Item 2*
*You recieve loot: Mega Uber Item 3*

RandomGuy: FU Ninjalooter!11 omfg wtf?1+ im gunna repotr u n wriet on teh forums!11 umg nublet!1
Ninjaloot by Nurf June 12, 2005
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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