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Flatulence occurring in the presence of another or others that requires "hands-free" manipulation of the anal sphincter to expel the gas in silent undetectable manner.

I was having fun driving you guys to the ice fishing expedition until someone released a ninjafart. Too bad it was SBD, or it may have gone completely unnoticed.

ninjafart by PearlDiddy November 28, 2016

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niggafart.com

a shock website of a black guy twerking, while a fart sound effect is played on loop.

1) Yo dude check niggafart.com!
2) *checks* EWWWWW THAT'S DISGUSTING

niggafart.com by SKMikey January 24, 2021

niggafart

When a nigga with a 72” ass farts in your mouth leaving a warm sensation. Sharting in a fat nigga’s eye socket

Being defined as: ‘I just niggafarted on that fat bitch as niggas face’ or ‘ I rass my niggafart in the direction of a fat nigga hoping it would land on their nigga hair.’

niggafart by Halibijewjewjew November 30, 2018

Ninjabater

One who is able to pleasure themselves in public areas with little to no indications of their actions

A male ninjabater could pleasure himself in a bathroom stall at work

Ninjabater by Turrry June 19, 2009

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ninja fart

A silent, yet super stinky fart.

I love to release my Ninja Farts just before exiting the elevator.

ninja fart by Jeff Artist November 28, 2006

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Ninjatard

Retarded kids whom consider themselves intelligent because of their Counter Blox inventory. You can usually find them lurking in the Ninja's Trade server on discord, prowling the text channels in search of unsuspecting prey to shark. They tend to be vile and vocal creatures, with their one liners being, "WhAt AbOuT dEmAnD" and "CaStLeRs AnD aImEr AbUsE tOo MuCh".

Enzo tried to frame Aimer for alt trading with fabricated DMs. Kinda a fucking Ninjatard.

Ninjatard by solxr June 11, 2019

ninjabate

Verb. To Masterbate with utmost stealthiness, similar to that of a ninja.

Spirited Away was such as shitty movie, I had to whip it out and ninjabate to pass the time.

ninjabate by Narcism July 16, 2008

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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