Nimcompoop

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A Nimcompoop is somebody who is known as a stupendous moron, or a turkey, and a turkey, is a flightless bird, usually eaten on holidays.

Dahlia: Look at Peter, he is such a moron.

Rafael: Yep. That guys one big turkey.

Zakka: Guys he’s a enormous Nimcompoop.

Nimcompoop by ac1341 January 20, 2020

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nimcompoop

A silly,foolish, or a stupid person.

Dylan is nimcompoop.

nimcompoop by Aj pogi July 12, 2006

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Nimcompoop Fly

An annoying fly that just hovers around ur house

You stupid Nimcompoop Fly

- Maisie

Nimcompoop Fly by HazOfficialXD July 27, 2022

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nincompoop

a silly, no brain, fool

Aaron is a nincompoop.

nincompoop by Yen January 5, 2000

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nincompoopers

a group of stupid people

you guys are nincompoopers!!

nincompoopers by snickledumper January 27, 2015

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nincompoop

a person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment

I work with a gaggle of nincompoops, I guess common sense isn't so common anymore.

nincompoop by Ur Majesty July 30, 2008

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nincompooping

The act of

1. doing nincompoopatic things.
2. being a nincompoop.
3. smelling like a nincompoop.

The nincompooping nincompoop was nincompooping around his fellow nincompoops.

nincompooping by Norne November 9, 2010

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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