nilla waifer 

Basically your average white chick; not remarkabley attractive, not hideous either, and a bit on the thin side; as in the Nilla Wafer cookie. Used sometimes by black folks to describe a white chick or their girlfriends.

D'wayne's got hiself a cute lil' nilla waifer to buy him some shit!

Tina Fey and Paris Hilton are Morgan and Nicole Ritchie nilla waifers.

nilla waifer by Tenacious Faulker May 1, 2009

Nilla Wafer 

AAVE slang derived from a brand of sweet snack that’s similar to a vanilla wafer. It describes a light skinned Caucasian person. Depending on usage it can be said neutrally, cheekily, or condescendingly. It can have implications similar to the slang “vanilla wafer” referring to a person who is unadventurous. In that context “nilla wafer” suggests a person has little exposure to cultural media, customs, and cuisine outside of their white racial experiences.

“I saw her on that show where she was booty shaking and trying to rap. I was like, ‘Okay, nilla wafer.’”

Nilla Wafer by lovely rat kitten September 29, 2022

YOU ATE MY NILLA WAFERS

When someone(s) eat your Vanilla Wafers, and your reaction is....YOU ATE MY NILLA WAFERS

Dad: WERE MY VANILLA WAFERS AT?!
Me: Uh....I ate them.....
Dad: YOU ATE MY NILLA WAFERS!!!1
(Roid Rage fit by dad)

YOU ATE MY NILLA WAFERS by Tyler2010 March 12, 2008

nilla wafer 

What people eat when they run out of cookies.

Damnit, we’re out of cookies. All we have is an 8-year old box of Nilla Wafers in the back of the pantry.

nilla wafer by Jfman August 9, 2018

Nilla Wafer top hat time

It's the time you wear a hat made outta Nilla Wafers. It's the best time in the history of mankind!

One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.

Nilla Wafer top hat time by Handle Not Found August 27, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008