Definitions by Jfman
Advers-ocado
I really want some avocado toast, but my avocados are old and I'm scared to see what's inside them. I guess I have advers-ocado.
Advers-ocado by Jfman April 16, 2021
Feated
Shortened version of “undefeated” by cancelling the double negative. Defeated means not winning so undefeated means not not winning. Feated=winning.
Millennial
Me: I still think “Fumbling Towards Ecstasy” is one of the greatest albums ever made.
Millennial: You mean, Sarah McLachlan, I thought she just wrote songs about abused animals.
Millennial: You mean, Sarah McLachlan, I thought she just wrote songs about abused animals.
Millennial by Jfman December 25, 2018
Panty Liner Line
The unfortunate horizontal marking across a woman’s abdomen when she wears ridiculously tight yoga pants while simultaneously wearing a panty liner.
Panty Liner Line by Jfman November 16, 2018
Pee Flow Tree
I really have to pee. But I don’t want to get out of bed. I wonder if I can make it through the night without having an accident? Is it really that bad to have an accident? No one will know. I probably need to change the sheets anyway. Maybe I should just go ahead and get up to pee now since I’m awake after going through this pee flow tree.
Pee Flow Tree by Jfman August 30, 2018
Selfie Shock
The unexpected sensation one gets when using their phone to take a picture, only to discover that they left the camera in selfie mode.
Selfie Shock by Jfman August 30, 2018