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Panty Liner Line

The unfortunate horizontal marking across a woman’s abdomen when she wears ridiculously tight yoga pants while simultaneously wearing a panty liner.
Dude, check out that babe in the yoga pants...oh...she’s got a panty liner line!
by Jfman November 16, 2018
mugGet the Panty Liner Linemug.

FOMO YOLO BOGO

The Fear Of Missing Out on a You Only Live Once Buy One Get One sale
Person 1 - Where's Matt?
Person 2 - He's home looking at the JCPenney site for a new coupon. He has FOMO YOLO BOGO.
by Jfman June 27, 2018
mugGet the FOMO YOLO BOGOmug.

Gyno-Meteorologist

1. Made up profession that studies how weather patterns impact the female reproductive system.
2. What I tell strangers when they ask what I do and I want to end the conversation.
Stranger: So, what do you do for a living?
Me: I’m a Gyno-Meteorologist
Stranger: ...
by Jfman August 30, 2018
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Pharmamotion

A specific type of slow motion used in prescription medication commercials to show how much happier people are once they start taking said drug. Side affects include boredom, changing the channel, and/or an irrational fear of having whatever disease the drug treats.
Bill: Change the channel, I hate these pharmamotion commercials.

Fred: But I might need Diflucan.

Bill: Dude, you don’t even have a vagina.
by Jfman August 5, 2018
mugGet the Pharmamotionmug.

Breast Redaction

A tattoo across a woman’s chest that is partially obscured by her clothes.
Excuse me mam, could you please take off your top? Due to Breast Redaction, I can’t read your tittoo.
by Jfman August 9, 2018
mugGet the Breast Redactionmug.

Humanbumps

On a goose, the condition of their skin when they are in a cold environment and temporarily get little bumps on their skin. Equivalent to goosebumps on a human.
It’s so cold that all the geese have humanbumps.
by Jfman August 30, 2018
mugGet the Humanbumpsmug.

newt

a word that originates in Springfield Illinois describing the people who reside on the north side of town, went to Lanphier high school, and are uneducated, dimwitted, nascar watching dirtbags. North End White Trash
by jfman January 4, 2005
mugGet the newtmug.

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