Jfman's definitions
The unfortunate horizontal marking across a woman’s abdomen when she wears ridiculously tight yoga pants while simultaneously wearing a panty liner.
by Jfman November 16, 2018
Get the Panty Liner Linemug. Person 1 - Where's Matt?
Person 2 - He's home looking at the JCPenney site for a new coupon. He has FOMO YOLO BOGO.
Person 2 - He's home looking at the JCPenney site for a new coupon. He has FOMO YOLO BOGO.
by Jfman June 27, 2018
Get the FOMO YOLO BOGOmug. 1. Made up profession that studies how weather patterns impact the female reproductive system.
2. What I tell strangers when they ask what I do and I want to end the conversation.
2. What I tell strangers when they ask what I do and I want to end the conversation.
by Jfman August 30, 2018
Get the Gyno-Meteorologistmug. A specific type of slow motion used in prescription medication commercials to show how much happier people are once they start taking said drug. Side affects include boredom, changing the channel, and/or an irrational fear of having whatever disease the drug treats.
Bill: Change the channel, I hate these pharmamotion commercials.
Fred: But I might need Diflucan.
Bill: Dude, you don’t even have a vagina.
Fred: But I might need Diflucan.
Bill: Dude, you don’t even have a vagina.
by Jfman August 5, 2018
Get the Pharmamotionmug. Excuse me mam, could you please take off your top? Due to Breast Redaction, I can’t read your tittoo.
by Jfman August 9, 2018
Get the Breast Redactionmug. On a goose, the condition of their skin when they are in a cold environment and temporarily get little bumps on their skin. Equivalent to goosebumps on a human.
by Jfman August 30, 2018
Get the Humanbumpsmug. a word that originates in Springfield Illinois describing the people who reside on the north side of town, went to Lanphier high school, and are uneducated, dimwitted, nascar watching dirtbags. North End White Trash
by jfman January 4, 2005
Get the newtmug.