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Nikandra 

Greek translation literally means "Victory Over Men" which is often linked to her great successes with men in bed. Nikandra, often shortened to Nykii (Nickie, Nicky, etc.), is a sex goddess who loves to have wild, long sex sessions. She loves pandas and chocolate milk and is often confused for a Victoria Secret model. Nikandra is always willing to do what men ask her of her. For this reason, she has many admirers, even female ones. Regardless of amazing sexiness, Nikandra is a wonderful best friend and is very caring to everyone she meets. She always has a smile on her face and has a wonderful fashion sense. For a more in-depth description on Nikandra, see sex goddess.
Dude 1: Hey bro, who the fuck is that Victoria Secret model over there?
Dude 2: Holy shit! That's Nikandra... *jizz in pants*

Friend 1: Nykii is the best she's sooo nice and sweet...but I also kinda have a crush on her(;
Friend 2: OMG me too... (;
Nikandra by (; heyyyyy October 24, 2011

Nitanderseal 

A combination of Neanderthal Inbecile and nit-wit. An insult to a person of low intelligence
*DUNCAN " why are you ripping my jotter up, YOU NITANDERSEAL"

Niganderthal 

A prehistoric black Neanderthal. Not to be confused with a Choclodyte.
"An archaeologist found an old cave once inhabited by Niganderthals"

"Those boys should stand up straight and stop dragging their knuckles like Niganderthals.
Niganderthal by bootsniff March 29, 2011

nikandruprich 

This word started being used in underground homosexual clubs in New York in 1984 as a way to describe inadequate penis size. It eventually evolved into what it means now...a sexual term for implanting crushed coke cans into one's rectum for pleasure.
"J.M. please nickandruprich me again and again...I love the blood."
nikandruprich by Johnny January 9, 2005

chef nikandros 

Any masterful chef of the world, its used to describe someone who a wicked good chef. The name comes from the greatest chef in the world, Chef Nikandros.
"Awww man. This food is great."

"Nah, this is Chef Nikandros good!"
chef nikandros by RaytheCool September 3, 2006
A derogatory term used to insult someone personally. Dirtbag or scum of the earth
That guys a niklander
Niklander by Magician99 September 23, 2026
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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