noun: another way of saying ebonics, ot the language of illiterate street scum who "keep it real." Niglish is often heard on "Judge Joe Brown," and parodied on "Chapelle's Show."
Niglish is also the favorite language of trailer trash whiteys and other wigger wannabes.

ike: hey spike, whattya like?
mike: what's goin on man? why're you dressed like fiddy-thent?
spike: whatup, dawgs, i's jes keepin' it real, fo shizzle. later me and mah homies gonna do somfin ghetto, aight?
ike: what the fuck did he say?
mike: i dunno, but sounds like niglish to me. Funny thing is, he graduated 1st in his class at prep school

niglish by earpuller September 15, 2005

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Homo Nigleus

A new sub genus of the homo genus, Homo Nigleus one of our new, slightly dumber cousins

Friend: Yo that guy is actually so dumb
Me: No no, he's just a Homo Nigleus

Homo Nigleus by Wiener Ween December 1, 2020

Niglish

The sounds made by a nigger, wigger or migger trying to emulate the English language. Words include Aiiiiiight, Fam, Blud, Ting etc usually accompanied by smoking a blunt and jumping up and down with their ass hanging out waiting to rob someone.

D'LocTyreese: Blud! Fam! Bare beefing white bitches n ting
Me: fucking wogmania again. He's talking niglish.

Niglish by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 17, 2021

niglips

when you are trying to put someone down. You pwn them by telling them that they have the lips of a negro. The lips are those big fat botox ones which angelina jolie has.

Newb: "I pwnted that guy in css today"
Pro: "yaok niglips, go be a shitty summor"

niglips by JellyDonuts January 30, 2008

Naglius

Naglius is a very cool and rare name. A name as Naglius is so DAMN Cool and if you are named Naglius the you are awesome.
A Naglius is strong and a buitiful smexy ass guy. ;)

Dionosaur Naglius

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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