night-drunk

When night is upon certain mammals they begin to act as if they have become intoxicated, with or without alcohol.

"Last Night I asked that ugly chick, Larissa, to marry me. Damn, that was some Night-Drunkeness right thur!"

night-drunk by TheNosebleedAvenger April 2, 2007

night drunk 

When its late at night and you just don't care what your saying or doing and say anything off the top of your head to ANYONE.

Me:Omg he was so night drunk last night he blew chunks
Not me:Thats not too bad
Me:..chunks is my dog..

night drunk by Ashley.A December 14, 2008

Night Drunk 

The phenomenon in which an amount of alcohol when consumed after sundown has a much stronger effect than the same amount consumed during the daylight hours. Usually resulting in idiotic behavior and premature pass out, sometimes followed by a sleepwalking type state and urination in random places such as closets, the living room, on the cat, etc...

I can't believe how night drunk I got! Hey! Who the hell peed in the fridge??

Night Drunk by Chunk Style December 9, 2008

Night Drunk 

When you are so tired and delirious starting around 8 pm and lasting until you fall asleep. When you are night drunk you have lots of energy and act chaotic, you also tend to spill tea.

“Annaliese is so night drunk right now!”

Night Drunk by Btied June 14, 2020

Late Night Drunkenness (LND) 

The effect that staying up late has on a person, similar to the effects of drunkenness. Victims often say and do silly, inappropriate, or personal things that they would not if it were not so late.

The effects may set in at different times of night for different people, depending on when they consider being "up late" to occur.

Someone may share embarrassing stories, secrets about friends, or personal relationship drama when they are suffering from LND.

People often follow these stories with comments like: "Wow, I wouldn't have told you that if it wasn't so late! I must be suffering from Late Night Drunkenness (LND)!"

Late Night Drunkenness (LND) by Candia Posse August 3, 2012

Perfectly Drunken Night 

A Perfectly Drunken Night takes place when you (male or female) have had just the right amount of alcoholic beverages to perform substantially above par sexually, usually resulting in exceeding previous expectations and smashing personal bests/records in the bedroom.

Guy 1: “So how did last night go after you left the bar with juicy booty?”

Guy2: “Man it was definitely a perfectly drunken night. I hit her with the pound game and made her cum like 12 times. We lost count!”

Perfectly Drunken Night by A-Zo88 April 22, 2019

Drunken one night stand 

A method of having sex usually resorted to by lonely skinny nerd virgins. They go in bars and find a girl that is very drunk and can't think, trick them into thinking they are hot, then bringing them home. It is a loser act, but it does work.

Jacob: Oh my gosh I heard humping noises coming from your room all night, what was that?
Michael: Guess what... I lost my virginity.
Jacob: OMIGOD NO WAY, you actually got a girl to like you?!
Michael: No, I just did the drunken one night stand.
Jacob: Oh, so it's not that surprising now.

Drunken one night stand by Oneriwien July 29, 2012