An amazing, black superhero
He disappears at night, can steal better than Catwoman, can jump 20 feet vertically, and can run faster than Usain Bolt. His weakness is water, so he is the only adult capable of drowning in a kiddy pool.
After Niggaman stole the Crown Jewels, he lay down in the middle of the black street. The cops were never able to find him.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.