A Nigga Moment is a moment when ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical Negro male, causing him to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner. Nigga Moments are unpredictable and, if they had their own category, they would be the third leading killer of black men behind pork chops and FEMA. -The Boondocks, Season 1, Episode 4

"What happened to Huey ?" "Oh he just got caught up in a nigga moment, he'll be a'ight."

A Nigga Moment by MrFreeman January 9, 2020

Big Nigga

The god sworn to protect the earth form harm. he is our lord and savior and protects us from outer space. he hated dinosaurs though, so he let a meteoroid get by and kill them all, but he has sworn that he will not let this happen again. so with the big nigga watching over us, you should be able to sleep knowing that you are safe.

if the big nigga were not here, we would be dead.

Big Nigga by Mr_Avacado_Man November 30, 2017

Nigga Moments

NIG·GA MO·MENTS : - noun

Perpetual conflict between niggas over trivial or ignorant things.

However, "niggas" can also create bonds with each other also based on ignorance. This bond is called Nigga Synthesis. Nigga Synthesis is based on a mutual appreciation for ignorance or trivial things. BUT when a Nigga Moment + Nigga Synthesis collides, you result in = COMPLETE DISASTER. Remember this equation, you'll need it later,Nigga.

Nigga Moments
2 Niggas involved.

Nigga 1 bumps into Nigga 2:

Nigga 1: "Watch where you walkin' nigga"
Nigga 2: "Ay, wutchu say nigga?

And a Nigga Moment is born.

Nigga Moments by A random Nigga March 7, 2014

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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