A Nick C is a scrawny, pale-as-a-vampire nerd who spends all of his time playing minecraft (Hypixel Bedwars to be exact) while calling other people "ez" and "bad" when in reality, he is retarded and mentally challenged.
Ez kid: Nick C is so mentally challenged, he actually thinks he is good at this! I was afk for fucks sake!
Nick C: EZEZEZEZEZEZEZEZ
To Nick Clegg, the act of promising something then not only breaking that promise but also going in the completeopposite direction.
Example 1:
Tina: I'm so disappointed, Ryan said he'd become a vegan with me and yesterday I saw him in a steakhouse.Joe: What a Nick Clegg.
Example 2:
Johnny: Alex has been Nick Clegging again, he said he was cutting rent and now he's tripled it. Pete: I hate that clegger.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.