Newz 

1)Stupid information about nothing important.
2)A not so clever subject line on an email.

A word created by a man that made Bill Cosby jealous about his sweaters.

Check out High Strung newz

Newz by B. Weaver, I mean Brian W. September 1, 2004

newz 

noun or verb. referring to or meaning newzgroups

noun:

person a: "where did you get that new episode?"
person b: "newz."

verb:
person a: "can i get a copy of that file?"
person b: "sure i'll newz it in a few minutes."

newz by table time November 30, 2011

newz'd 

An automobile that is used (certified!) but new to the owner.

Hey, Hank! Check out my newz'd hybrid, isn't she sweet?!

newz'd by foxsee February 23, 2008

newz'd 

An automobile that is used (certified!) but new to the owner.

Hey, Hank! Check out my newz'd hybrid, isn't she sweet?!

newz'd by foxsee February 24, 2008

Bad Newz 

street name for Newport News, VA

shit be poppin off in bad newz, yo

Bad Newz by wampwampwhenimoveititsstilldamp March 11, 2007

Real Fake Newz 

(1) When you can no longer tell the difference between real and fake Newz

(2) Newz -Stupid information about nothing important.

Person A:

I can't tell if the Newz is real or fake anymore?

Person B:

What is real? How do you define real? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.

Unfortunately, no one can be told what Real Fake Newz is. You have to figure that out for yourself.

Person A:

Fuck I guess you have to let it all go. Fear, doubt and disbelief.

Person B:

Welcome to the real world.

Real Fake Newz by Jacques Gee February 22, 2017

Faux Newz

just another subpar satire site.
Not nearly as funny as those British broads over at Utterpants.co.uk.

When it coms to satire, don't be such a Faux Newz.

Faux Newz by zue creu December 5, 2004