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A person who creates new stories or newness into the universe.

Hey are you an newstorian ?

newstorian by Kqiix May 30, 2018

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non-newtonian

Adj. Used to describe an article of clothing that is suspended about the midriff, typically jeans, with no apparent means of support. Some, as of yet, force undetermined by science is the only plausible source Jeans that stay in place below the equator of an egg dipped in olive oil are considered non-newtonian. Not to be confused with severe camel-toe.

Ginny, with those non-newtonian jeans, you don't need no suspenders no mo'!

non-newtonian by fetzis May 15, 2008

Related Words

newstorian • nestoring • nestonians • Newetarian • non-newtonian • Non-Newtonian Man • [New Strain Brain]

nestoring

1.(verb) The urge to just shoot shit.

2.(adj) Misunderstanding easily

3.(adj) Just a little slow. sometimes prolonged

aww shit, I'm so #nestoring today

i just wanna shoot shit #nestoring

nestoring by best freind ever May 29, 2013

Non-Newtonian Man

DON'T STEAL THIS!!! Non-Newtonian Man. He's fluid but if you punch him he's rock hard. That would be a dope power. Not as good as Tangible/Intangible powers but nothing is so whatever.

Exterior Warehouse

Non-Newtonian Man *Slips through a pipe and pops out behind a burglar that is ransacking a warehouse*

Burglar "What the!?" *Unloads his pistol into Non-Newtonian Man* BANG BANG BANG!!!

*Bullets pass through Non-Newtonian Man*

Burglar *Visible confusion* "RAAAHH!!!"

*Burglar punches Non-Newtonian Man* CRACK!

*Bones in burglar's hands shatter* "AAACCKK!!"

Non-Newtonian Man *Extends his hand and his Non-Newtonian fluid begins to seep into the burglar's various orifices*

Burglar *Attempts to struggle against the Non-Newtonian limb but is powerless to stop the Non-Newtonian ooze from invading his mouth, nose, and eyes* GURGLE GURGLE GURGLE!!!

Non-Newtonian Man was a villain all along! The warehouse belongs to him! He's like a crime boss or something!

Non-Newtonian Man by Hym Iam May 11, 2022

Newetarian

Somebody who has recently become vegetarian and is struggling a bit with the transition from meat-eating to vegetarianism.

*somebody places selection of meat on the table*

Newetarian: "Must... Resist... Urge..."

Jane is really struggling with her new-found vegetarianism. She's eating too many starchy, fatty foods to fill the gap. It's to be expected, though. It's common to a newetarian.

Newetarian by cherrybl0ss0m January 3, 2010

nestonians

The last living Demi-gods on Earth.

Transcended Human beings, also known as Nestonians, exhibit higher understanding of #first-world problems.

nestonians by gr3y6h0st December 23, 2016

Nestoring

Making a party or bar look way more fun than it actually is on social media

Damn! Kelly was nestoring again with all of those snapchats of Brick Street bar and grill. She made it look so fun and then we showed up and no one as there.

Nestoring by Oxfordgal69 April 23, 2018

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026