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newstorian by Kqiix May 30, 2018
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non-newtonian
Adj. Used to describe an article of clothing that is suspended about the midriff, typically jeans, with no apparent means of support. Some, as of yet, force undetermined by science is the only plausible source Jeans that stay in place below the equator of an egg dipped in olive oil are considered non-newtonian. Not to be confused with severe camel-toe.
non-newtonian by fetzis May 15, 2008
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nestoring
1.(verb) The urge to just shoot shit.
2.(adj) Misunderstanding easily
3.(adj) Just a little slow. sometimes prolonged
2.(adj) Misunderstanding easily
3.(adj) Just a little slow. sometimes prolonged
nestoring by best freind ever May 29, 2013
Non-Newtonian Man
DON'T STEAL THIS!!! Non-Newtonian Man. He's fluid but if you punch him he's rock hard. That would be a dope power. Not as good as Tangible/Intangible powers but nothing is so whatever.
Exterior Warehouse
Non-Newtonian Man *Slips through a pipe and pops out behind a burglar that is ransacking a warehouse*
Burglar "What the!?" *Unloads his pistol into Non-Newtonian Man* BANG BANG BANG!!!
*Bullets pass through Non-Newtonian Man*
Burglar *Visible confusion* "RAAAHH!!!"
*Burglar punches Non-Newtonian Man* CRACK!
*Bones in burglar's hands shatter* "AAACCKK!!"
Non-Newtonian Man *Extends his hand and his Non-Newtonian fluid begins to seep into the burglar's various orifices*
Burglar *Attempts to struggle against the Non-Newtonian limb but is powerless to stop the Non-Newtonian ooze from invading his mouth, nose, and eyes* GURGLE GURGLE GURGLE!!!
Non-Newtonian Man was a villain all along! The warehouse belongs to him! He's like a crime boss or something!
Non-Newtonian Man *Slips through a pipe and pops out behind a burglar that is ransacking a warehouse*
Burglar "What the!?" *Unloads his pistol into Non-Newtonian Man* BANG BANG BANG!!!
*Bullets pass through Non-Newtonian Man*
Burglar *Visible confusion* "RAAAHH!!!"
*Burglar punches Non-Newtonian Man* CRACK!
*Bones in burglar's hands shatter* "AAACCKK!!"
Non-Newtonian Man *Extends his hand and his Non-Newtonian fluid begins to seep into the burglar's various orifices*
Burglar *Attempts to struggle against the Non-Newtonian limb but is powerless to stop the Non-Newtonian ooze from invading his mouth, nose, and eyes* GURGLE GURGLE GURGLE!!!
Non-Newtonian Man was a villain all along! The warehouse belongs to him! He's like a crime boss or something!
Non-Newtonian Man by Hym Iam May 11, 2022
Newetarian
Somebody who has recently become vegetarian and is struggling a bit with the transition from meat-eating to vegetarianism.
*somebody places selection of meat on the table*
Newetarian: "Must... Resist... Urge..."
Jane is really struggling with her new-found vegetarianism. She's eating too many starchy, fatty foods to fill the gap. It's to be expected, though. It's common to a newetarian.
Newetarian: "Must... Resist... Urge..."
Jane is really struggling with her new-found vegetarianism. She's eating too many starchy, fatty foods to fill the gap. It's to be expected, though. It's common to a newetarian.
Newetarian by cherrybl0ss0m January 3, 2010
nestonians
Transcended Human beings, also known as Nestonians, exhibit higher understanding of #first-world problems.
nestonians by gr3y6h0st December 23, 2016
Nestoring
Damn! Kelly was nestoring again with all of those snapchats of Brick Street bar and grill. She made it look so fun and then we showed up and no one as there.
Nestoring by Oxfordgal69 April 23, 2018
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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