newb3d

To be 0wn3d by a newbie, whether by having been outwitted (sadly), or somehow fucked over by one's lack of skill/intelligence.

When you receive a page at 4:00am because your HP support person can't unzip a god damn zip file.

newb3d by marz December 6, 2004

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newbed

To be beaten by a newb , Someone who is knew at a game.

HAHAH That guy just got fucking newbed!

newbed by 1337 Fork August 26, 2005

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Related Words

newb3d • newbed • newbed out • noobed / newbed

newbed

To be hassled by the lesser forms of life known as newbies.

Roofles, you just got newbed.

newbed by Steve Gibson November 23, 2002

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noobed / newbed

Getting killed or even owned by a 'noob'/'newb'.

ProQ3Player was railed by Mr.Noob
ProQ3Player ate Mr.Noob's rocket
ProQ3Player: ROFL i got noobed

noobed / newbed by dz22 October 30, 2003

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newbed out

Blanket statement used to describe someone who does not meet expectations or commits a SNAFU.

Kris: Did Schmiegel go out with y'all for your birthday?
Bobs: No she totally newbed out and did a shady pass out.

newbed out by Kwistin September 25, 2005

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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