New Dick

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When a woman leaves a man that she’s been with awhile,for a new one.

“Hey,Barbara!”....”Is that your new dick that you’re dicking down?”...”Yes,it is!”.

New Dick by jim6471 October 6, 2020

Words you can keep

new dick

New man

I got a new dick in not worried about nothing old

new dick by Wow girly April 11, 2020

New dick January

After destroy dick December and you need a new dick for new New year's

I'm going to need a new dick for New dick January after destroy dick December

New dick January by Ryan341 November 18, 2018

New Dick Syndrome (NDS)

Phenomenon when a guy comes into a new environment i.e. a new school or visiting a new town and all of the local women throw themselves at him sexually as a way of marking their own territory.

I love meeting girls when I'm away on vacation, they all seem to go through New Dick Syndrome (NDS)

New Dick Syndrome (NDS) by aaronp12 April 29, 2011

New dick energy (NDE)

Kind of like reiki or chakra cleansing, but with a new dick that clears negative energy from your life. Often when you get it, ex lovers slide into your DMs, as they can feel that their energetic cord is cut by the NDE.

"I'm so caught up in this fuck boi, I need some new dick energy (NDE)"
"The world is a much brighter place since I got that new dick energy (NDE)"

New dick energy (NDE) by five_cent_hussy April 11, 2021

New Delhi Dick Burrito

A moment for when you get hit on by a group of Indian girls.

Man, my friend doesn't even talk to me during school anymore because he's got his brown ass in a New Delhi Dick Burrito.

New Delhi Dick Burrito by matthewhernandez1999 May 19, 2015

A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ

When someone takes a cock and shoves it so far up your ass your body recognizes it as a new organ.

Dude 1: I read the book A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ.\
Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book

A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ by Senapi April 21, 2021

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026