New AP 

A new Audemars Piguet Watch; a high end luxury watch brand with watches priced at $50k+. Famous with Nouveau Riche or Newly rich and often referenced in Rap Lyrics.

Referenced in Yo Gotti’s song “Juice” lyrics...”I got that juice, new AP.”

New AP by SweetSarin April 15, 2018

new Apple smell 

The smell associated with new products from Apple Inc. Similar to a new car smell or new shoe smell, and can have intoxicating effects to Apple "fanboys". The smell is dependent on the size of the Apple product, as well as the cost and will gradually fade away, forcing you to buy bigger, newer, and more expensive Apple gadgets to satisfy your cravings.

Dude1: Dude, Jake just got a new iPod a few weeks ago, now he's getting an iMac and a Macbook Pro too!

Dude2: must be the new Apple smell getting to him

Dude1: damn, that shit kills

new Apple smell by Delphinus8742 January 17, 2010

New Hampshire Ape Fest 

When a white lady in New Hampshire get's attacked by three to fourteen black men and is dragged into the hills for 48 hours of non-stop ass eating.

Lad 1: So where did Rebecca go last night?

Lad 2: Didn't you hear, the monkey men got her ass back in Laconia.

Lad 1: What did they do to her?

Lad 2: They had a New Hampshire Ape Fest.

Lad 1: NONOnoooooooooooono!!!!!!!!!!11

New Hampshire Ape Fest by Thitherurtian August 10, 2018

New York crab apple 

When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty

Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?

New York crab apple by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

approve new words 

A feature on Urban Dictionary that let's you approve the definitions thought up by the masses (because the people who run Urban Dictionary have gotten too lazy to do it themselves). Most of them tend to be names submitted by egotistical teenagers (see urbandictionary names), and the few that are funny or at least relevant often times don't get approved because half of the people using the "approve new words" section are just trying to push their own shitty name submission.

I tried out UD's approve new words feature and all I saw were ass-kissing name submissions.

approve new words by thisplacesucksass April 8, 2015

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004