neverytime

How often something that never happens happens.

Phish plays Sing Monica neverytime

by neverywhereman December 3, 2017

neverytime

0% of the time, it works every time.

Pissing off the people investigating you on Twitter works neverytime.

by strangeelement December 3, 2017

Everytime we touch

A song that came out in 2006 sung by Cascada.

Girl: everytime we touch, I get this feeling...
Boy: you really mean it?
Girl: ew no

by its_lemon March 14, 2015

everytime

The only poor "every___" combination not recognized by spellcheck used to indicate consistency with time; basically the only one of every's bastard children (everywhere, everyone, everyplace, everything, etc) that Webster decided to kick out on its ass.

Everytime damn I type "everytime" in Word, it tells me I've misspelled it, stupid program.

by Karamaru March 19, 2009

nevertimes

n. Times that never were.

Person #1: "I wonder why sometimes the toilet paper has crap on it after I wipe and sometimes it doesn't."
Person #2: "Nevertimes I ask myself the same question."

by Monkeysquat April 6, 2007

novertime

working late with no extra pay

gotta do some novertime for the boss tonight to keep him happy

by dogbreath007 July 20, 2009

Novertime

Getting paid for hours not worked, paid till the end of the day but leaving early, paid but not showing up to work.

Dude shouldn't you be at work?
Yup!
So you're taking the day off?
Nope, I got Justin to punch me in. Paid all day to play ps3 bud!
Novertime Nice!!!

by Charlie Many April 30, 2013