The only poor "every___" combination not recognized by spellcheck used to indicate consistency with time; basically the only one of every's bastard children (everywhere, everyone, everyplace, everything, etc) that Webster decided to kick out on its ass.

Everytime damn I type "everytime" in Word, it tells me I've misspelled it, stupid program.

everytime by Karamaru March 19, 2009

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nevertimes

n. Times that never were.

Person #1: "I wonder why sometimes the toilet paper has crap on it after I wipe and sometimes it doesn't."
Person #2: "Nevertimes I ask myself the same question."

nevertimes by Monkeysquat April 6, 2007

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novertime

working late with no extra pay

gotta do some novertime for the boss tonight to keep him happy

novertime by dogbreath007 July 20, 2009

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Novertime

Getting paid for hours not worked, paid till the end of the day but leaving early, paid but not showing up to work.

Dude shouldn't you be at work?
Yup!
So you're taking the day off?
Nope, I got Justin to punch me in. Paid all day to play ps3 bud!
Novertime Nice!!!

Novertime by Charlie Many April 30, 2013

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