The act of artificially augmenting any area of
science or non-
science endeavor with the mystery, validity, and nobility of
true neuroscience by simply adding the prefix neuro- to the moniker.
A bout of neurofication: I just studied Neuro-linguistic Programming and now I can conquer all of my neurotic tendencies, influence enemies, make tons of friends, and have a deep insight into the physiology of the brain - all in an online, 10-week course with University of
Phoenix. Next, I am
studying neural network mapping and neurodancing into the neuromarketing fMRI to assess how much I like Mattel toys and
Colt .
45 Malt liquor. Afterwards, I am going to cool down with some neurobabes at the National Institute for Neurological Disorders and
Stroke at NIH and get it on in a neurotypical fashion, exciting my bilateral inferior temporal, right insular, inferior right frontal and bilateral anterior cingulate cortices to the point of neurorgasm.