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Nerd Boner 

The act of getting a proverbial boner over something that is really nerdy.
Derek has a giant nerd boner over his world of warcraft character.
Nerd Boner by Mr.Boracus May 1, 2006
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Nerd Boner 

achieving a boner from the gain of knowledge that has no sexual content
DUDE! I was watching Ancient Aliens on the History Channel and got a nerd boner
Nerd Boner by Tehpirate November 11, 2009

Nerd Boner 

A nerdy attraction to a game or comic
Yo, I have such a nerd boner for the new Monster Hunter game
Nerd Boner by Purest Dragon December 15, 2017

Nerd Boner 

An erection that is gained by nerds when they talk about technology. Benjamin Joseph Wickens gets them all the time.
What happens when people talk about goigle fiber is a Nerd Boner.
Nerd Boner by welshcaravan May 15, 2014

Nerd-Boner 

When something is so imencly nerdy/tecy/geeky it could quite possibly cause an erection
I was at the dirtmall the other day and I saw a guy basically giving away old school N.E.S. games I totaly got a "Nerd-Boner"

Nerdboner 

when one becomes instantly sexually aroused by something nerdy. this includes video game content, anime, cosplay outfits and costumes, and nerdy tattoos.
Neville: Dude, my girlfriend sent me a picture of her in her new costume... when I saw tabbie dressed as sexy Luigi I got such a nerdboner I had to go bust a nutt in the shower

Sam: Thats so fucking Nerdy!!

Neville: I got so turned when I thought about getting me a mario costume and fucking Luigi tabbie...

Sam: What the fuck?! Isn't that kind of gay dude..
Nerdboner by Claytopen October 2, 2011

nerdbone 

A highly intelligent, yet often misunderstood, person. Often seen camping out in the hallways near their math professor's office engaged in highly stimulating conversations on esoteric, yet important (they would say), issues dominating the math world.

If upon sighting a nerdbone, one is to proceed with much caution, as any if hint of politeness-- or what one may call friendship--is hinted at, the nerdbone quickly follows with lengthy conversation, usually involving several math, sports, or some irrelevant science references.

Often seen driving Ford Tauruses, lunching on Jack-in-the-box, and at the grocery store with their mom. Highly proficient in nerdbonics.
Tom: Did you see they were coming out with a new Star Wars movie?

Bob: No.

Bill: Did you know, that by the laws defined by Cauchy, et al. laid down in the spectacular book " Scientific Knowledge for the Socially Inept", that laser guns...

Tom: Hey, nerdbone, is that your Taurus being towed?
nerdbone by nerdbone January 17, 2011
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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