Nerd Boner
Nerd Boner by Mr.Boracus May 1, 2006
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Nerd Boner
Nerd Boner by Tehpirate November 11, 2009
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Nerd Boner • nerdbone • nerd-to-nerd conversation • nerd • Nerd Rage • Nerd fighter • Nerd Herd • nerd alert • nerd out • nerd burn
Nerd Boner
Nerd Boner by Purest Dragon December 15, 2017
Nerd Boner
An erection that is gained by nerds when they talk about technology. Benjamin Joseph Wickens gets them all the time.
Nerd Boner by welshcaravan May 15, 2014
Nerd-Boner
I was at the dirtmall the other day and I saw a guy basically giving away old school N.E.S. games I totaly got a "Nerd-Boner"
Nerd-Boner by Mike Lovitt A.K.A. Damina Cole January 13, 2009
Nerdboner
when one becomes instantly sexually aroused by something nerdy. this includes video game content, anime, cosplay outfits and costumes, and nerdy tattoos.
Neville: Dude, my girlfriend sent me a picture of her in her new costume... when I saw tabbie dressed as sexy Luigi I got such a nerdboner I had to go bust a nutt in the shower
Sam: Thats so fucking Nerdy!!
Neville: I got so turned when I thought about getting me a mario costume and fucking Luigi tabbie...
Sam: What the fuck?! Isn't that kind of gay dude..
Sam: Thats so fucking Nerdy!!
Neville: I got so turned when I thought about getting me a mario costume and fucking Luigi tabbie...
Sam: What the fuck?! Isn't that kind of gay dude..
nerdbone
A highly intelligent, yet often misunderstood, person. Often seen camping out in the hallways near their math professor's office engaged in highly stimulating conversations on esoteric, yet important (they would say), issues dominating the math world.
If upon sighting a nerdbone, one is to proceed with much caution, as any if hint of politeness-- or what one may call friendship--is hinted at, the nerdbone quickly follows with lengthy conversation, usually involving several math, sports, or some irrelevant science references.
Often seen driving Ford Tauruses, lunching on Jack-in-the-box, and at the grocery store with their mom. Highly proficient in nerdbonics.
If upon sighting a nerdbone, one is to proceed with much caution, as any if hint of politeness-- or what one may call friendship--is hinted at, the nerdbone quickly follows with lengthy conversation, usually involving several math, sports, or some irrelevant science references.
Often seen driving Ford Tauruses, lunching on Jack-in-the-box, and at the grocery store with their mom. Highly proficient in nerdbonics.
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