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Attemting to aviod an outcome, your direct action or inaction, ultimatly causes said outcome.
Neovase, Oracle: I'd ask you to sit down, but you're not going to anyway. And don't worry about the vase.
Neo: What vase? Neo knocks over a vase with his elbow. It falls down and breaks.
Oracle: That vase.
Neo: I'm sorry.
Oracle: I said don't worry about it. I'll get one of my kids to fix it.
Neo: How did you know?
Oracle: Ohhh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?... You're cuter than I thought. I can see why she likes you.
Neo: Who?
Oracle: Not too bright, though.
neovase by davefromdallas January 13, 2024
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Nevasexual

A virgin with no hope that usually judges people of other sexual orientations. These people can usually be spotted in a World Of Warcraft chat room, or at a Star Trek convention. A nevasexual can also be said to have an unhealthy relationship with their mothers, as they usually live with them until they are no longer alive.
" I don't know why you let Nou get to you, he's just a nevasexual."
Nevasexual by anf316 September 19, 2009
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Novasense 

The ability of a group, people, tribe, nation to be dulled by repetition to a point where the spectacular, the mind wrenching, the evil, the horrendous, morally reprehensible actions of its members no longer peak the interest of its members as it would have in the recent past.
Novasense is spreading in regard to infanticide.

After Madoff, new convictions for Con artists aren't big enough cases to get news attention due to spreading novasense of the populace.
Novasense by Momboman September 6, 2011

Novasexual 

When attracted to anyone with the name Nova
Someone: "Hey, I'm Novasexual, I'm attracted to you!"
Person named Nova: "Cool!"
Novasexual by Kinky_Frog May 17, 2021

Novasexual 

To have a deep sexual attraction to NovaZero and only NovaZero, wanting to commit unspeakable acts when in their presence.
Bro, I thought I was straight until I met Nova. The things I want to do to them, I've gotta be novasexual for sure.
Novasexual by RonysUD February 12, 2022

Novasexual 

Definition one: Being Abrosexual (having a Fluid sexual orientation/identity) and Genderfulid (Having a Fluid gender) at the same time. For example, you can identify as gay when you identify as male, but Pansexual when you identify as non binary.

Definition two (not valid definition, do not use): Being attracted to “NovaZero and NovaZero only” bruh that’s called a CELEBRITY CRUSH
Delinquent: NovaZero is so hot bro I think I’m Novasexual

Me: BRUH THATS A CELEBRITY CRUSH DUMBASS
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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